it’s not that i don’t believe in evolution i just do not fuck w the fan base

instagram is truly going down the exact same route as twitter and i am not nearly attached enough to it to justify keeping it around

maybe the reason this app is bearable is bc everyone on here is an adult since the kids literally can’t read

i would absolutely post on tiktok more if people didn’t leave such idiotic comments bc tell me why i asked for “LESBIAN” book recommendations and somehow you think a book with a m/f couple is great for me bc the fmc is bi, and now you’re mad at ME and calling me biphobia bc i don’t want to read it

“how do you wipe your ass w those nails” your brain, tiny and hollow as a gum ball, cannot even conceive of basic problem solving skills. you are both victim and perpetrator of the learned helplessness epidemic.

yk what i’m kinda coming around on the word skeet

they’re not actually that similar so i’m not saying that one is the other but i think if you liked this is how you lose the time war, you’d like someone to build a nest in

turning into a ray of sunlight so i can dance on ripples of water and kiss their forehead warmly

i wonder if our moon is friends with any of the other moons. maybe they even trade places when we’re not looking like twins in different elementary school classes bc they’re whimsical and silly like that

i love the implication that you’re some sort of entrapped spirit forced against your will to reincarnate onto every social media invented until We Get It Right, like Scrooge but for the internet

Moon dressed up as Uranus

we cannot give lesbians this kind of power and ik first hand bc a person i went on 2 dates with went on to send me wax sealed letters for like 2 years. one of them was ransom style magazine cut out letters… one had a bunch of little evil eye beads… many stamped with kisses and sprayed with perfume

i’m not AFRAID of the dentist i just find it profoundly unenjoyable due to my lack of a degradation kink.

reading fourth wing is like laying in bed dazed and confused after calling out sick from your D&D session with a 102* fever but you’re also ovulating

what the fuck is baby botox i dream of being a withered old hag, disgustingly free and devoid of care