I will continue shitting in American mouths until Greenland annexation support is at an appropriate level globally

Pizza would have been cool too but hey you're home!

Reading your posts in a cockney accent

You sound so stupid

Saw a kangaroo and her joey. Was good. Would recommend.

That's a cool ass experience bruv

Was it the body or the spirit that broke first

Do it again

You know when you have the best jokes but you only know it because of that loving fist to chest bump and head shake

Share your random thoughts on Internet you will yes

Please tell me this is a pizza euphemism yes

Ladies and gents

It's Tuesday

Snorlax should be a starter Pokémon.

Gotta get the matching orders... Obviously

a bear behind a barbed wire fence with the word hallo in white letters ALT: a bear behind a barbed wire fence with the word hallo in white letters

Seasons greetings friend

I have just been LIED to.

I bought a dozen mandarin oranges, and these are for sure tangerines.

WTF.

Is nothing sacred?!

We should call it Teams face

Patrick Star with long shiny nails, eye lashes, and big lippies. He lookin sassy

when I'm typing a message but then I see you started typing a message

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

How I Met Your Mother is Friends for millennials

Happiness is a myth perpetuated by Big Happy

Bro it comes in a 90 day supply

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taxonomy 101: whales are not fish
taxonomy 201: whales are hoofed animals
taxonomy 301: whales are fish

I'm pro-choice because I believe women should be able to choose which starter Pokémon they can use.

Keep listening to your ai god, the golden times are just around the corner!

Gilded you say? Pip pip, jolly good

getting fired as a superhero because my kryptonite is too easy to activate (explaining the rules of a board game to me)

He plays a great corpse

That would explain the guy blasting through my neighborhood at 60 every night