Pre-transition Ally and baby faced Lou! It's time traveling

Just in case you didn't know, you can click "manage hold" and delay it! So it'll put you a few people back in the line and re-deliver it in however many weeks you want.

Holy shit that's demonic.

Frankenstein was the doctor and we're about be the monster

Finishing out the year with a bang

This is why I keep not coming here. I need a LOCK. I need to be very cringe to a small trusted circle.

We went to PR for Christmas every year when I lived in Mass so I know this feeling well.

I mean yes it is a complete waste and a joke but I don't think you know what the words "nepo baby" mean.

Yeah. Half of BTS are still in, I think. That 😬 was like, god I hope not!!!

Omg. 😬

It's literally 2024 are you for real

The new packaging, which are normal, plastic disposable bottles and tubes

Omg Claudia Sulewski launched a brand a year ago based around sustainable, reusable packaging. She designed these fancy glass jars and you could order compostable refill packs. Refilling was the ENTIRE identity of the brand.

The brand went quiet for 6 months and she just relaunched 💀

Imagine being mad at the workers instead of the bosses who refuse to fund their pension.

😂 not jizz dynamics.

Yeah, I've had a "public" Bluesky account since I first got an invite code, and then pretty much abandoned it cause no one was using it yet. But with all my fandom people moving over too I figured I needed this one.

Hi ok I migrated with a million other people.

But it's all public here so like... Actually no you don't know what kind of bl(uesky) this is. if you know, no you don't. IYKNYD.

This time around, the Kennedys are assassinating us.