Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help

Papa! Papa!

why does this look like a screenshot from Grand Theft Auto

There is a reason Watergate was broken by Woodward & Bernstein on the metro desk AND NOT by the White House press corps.

Izzy Stone was mocking White House reporters as useless back in the 1950s

If you show up to this, you deserve the humiliation

[moshes so hard I travel back in time]

It's *almost* a shame they can't do a promo with Marlboro Ultra Lights.

Whoever came up with the Devil Wears Prada 2 branded Diet Coke cans shattered the backboard on that slam dunk.

Instagram doesn’t let you easily share Reels as videos but this really made me laugh www.instagram.com/reel/DUZi3BH...

NOW HERE'S my "EVERYTHING'S OKAY" ALARM (PIERCING SQUAWK)

Also, this looks like liquid fucking garbage anyway.

Tim Meadows with two cats wearing li'l Pistons jerseys.

One cat

The other cat

Tim Meadows got Pistons jerseys for his rescue cats and I am dead

money, next question

SLICK MODERN MEN: "You cucks, you snivelling creeps, you left-behind nothings, too scared to embrace the majesty of AI, the future, you cowardly insects!"

ALSO SLICK MODERN MEN: "hello robot what should i have for my tea?"

this is actually perfectly structured because you get to take three and you think "ah yes, hmmm, I wouldn't have said that personally" then take four hits you out of nowhere like a cartoon mallet

You ever try to code switch at work and fail? 😂

Such a kairos moment

Amy Tan the musician from the Rock Bottom Remainders??!

AOC talking to RFK Jr. Her facial and hand gesture has the spiritual energy of that Italian hand gesture where you pinch your fingers and wave your hand (the "ma che vuo" gesture).

how it feels to say "sprezzatura"

I have to admit that I'm curious why. Unless you were cutting a promo in the checkout line.

First saw this story over on Threads, and people really, really, really did not like anyone correcting misinformation about their misreading of the story. We seem to be moving to some sort of post-reality where people just want fake stories that reinforce their beliefs.

Olaf Falafel on Instagram: "I suppose it could just be me…" 71K likes, 1,941 comments - olaffalafel on March 26, 2026: "I suppose it could just be me…".

@soozuk.bsky.social So fucking dumb, still laughed www.instagram.com/reel/DWWlIRj...

He's mad that Trump isn't *enough* of a Nazi, you monumentally useless buffoons

MICHAEL is a truly insane biopic. Like, "Gee looks like he was really into toys and zoo animals and Peter Pan, and connected well with children. Anyway, let's not stick around for that Shaquille O'Neal-sized shoe to drop..." Such a bizarre, sinister undertaking.

ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed . ALT: ice cube is making a funny face in a kitchen with his eyes closed .

The Denver Nugs playing on 4/20 in the Mile-High City:

Barry Keoghan's Weird Little Repertoire is wide.

Every time a high profile account on here gets banned a bunch of people start posting about them like conservatives after Kirk got shot and then you find out why they were banned and it's always like "kept making death threats."

people who say this act like if they weren't at the airport they'd be at home curing cancer. what exactly are your big plans for your extra 45 minutes at home you fuckin loser