So I guess peace is possible.

What if you make Mr. Trump cry?! Will you feel bad, Mr. Seth Meyers?? #OompaLoompa

"These unpatriotic people who have fought him in the election..." Yes, anyone against you, Queens Caligula, is "unpatriotic."

Jesus.

That's what makes social media good. The Strokes performed, and we saw it. Their message went to us, no matter the audience at Coachella.

Well, you and I saw it. I shared it. We are not affluent pseudo hipsters. So that's something, right?

For those who missed it: this was the moment The Strokes ensured they’ll never be invited back to Coachella again! I'm so proud of them

Tim Apple to step down, headed for Global Tetrahedron no doubt. [as an intern]

True

*Ben

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

He cackles like a stuck chicken, tears all his clothes off, and runs screaming from the room...

Global Tetrahedron forever!!

He went to law school, so did he miss the day when they learned about discovery, or

Rep. Who Replaced Marjorie Taylor Greene Makes All Kinds Of Mistakes In Hotel AC Rant Clay Fuller just won the former congresswoman's Georgia seat and is getting off to a cringey start.

This week in GOP Stupid: www.huffpost.com/entry/clay-f... How is anyone supposed to write political parody with these yahoos around??

Money - Pink Floyd
Taxman - The Beatles
Eleanor Rigby

a man and a woman standing in front of an airplane that says american airlines Alt: a man and a woman standing in front of an airplane that says american airlines and the man is snapping his handsome coat and shouting, "You know we're living in a society."

Our Father...

The Getty Villa was so magnificent today! #Malibu

He probably fired all the competent people who do the "boring" and not-fun jobs, [not the hard-on inducing WARFIGHTING that Pete gets up to], so the everyday soldiers are left with dreck to eat.

He's a Fetterman [a curse]

Seeing him and AOC together really must blast their caps!

Tulsi has to try to keep her job someway

a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please . ALT: a woman with curly hair is sitting in a chair and saying money please .

Pay up, Ken

Release the #epsteinfiles

And some solid heckling!

There's a not so scary a man behind the curtain.

I support giving him house arrest. In a double-wide. In Arkansas. With one toilet for 6 people. Enjoy life with your supporters, Donald!

Who in court can argue against these egregious people?? We have to trust a judge to say no?