We should collect all the extraneous esses used at the end of Tesco in Britain and send them to the USA to be used at the end of math.

Well here's a twist, Bristow is struggling to reach a deal on the "free" parking with Peterborough council and he thinks the private sector will step in 🤡

www.cambsnews.co.uk/news/local-c...

You can lead the Daily Telegraph to an NHS story, but you can't make them report it accurately.

Phones to be banned in schools by law in England under government plans Education minister Jacqui Smith said the move would create

I suspect the government is going to get another crash course in the law of unintended consequences when pushing through overly restrictive knee-jerk policies without properly considering implications, especially, but not limited to, students with higher support needs.
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A SKELITON AT THERE COMPUTER " CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT LOOK UP MORE COOL SHIT WHEN THE INTERNET STILL WORKED" ,,, THE FUNNYEST THING ABOUT A SOCIETY IN DECLINE IS YOU DONT REALLY EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN TO YOU AND WHEN IT DOES IT FEEL'S LIKE A PERSONAL OFFENSE, WE WATCHED COMPUTERS AND NET GET BETTER AND BETTER FOR SO MANY YEARS THAT IT SEEMED OBVIOUS IT WOULD CONTINUE, WHY WOULD THINGS GET BAD ON PURPOSE, HOW CAN YOU MAKE MORE MONEY WITH WORSE PRODUCT'S , WELL THEY FIGURED OUT HOW TO DO IT , THEY SOLD OUR COMMUNITYS AND RESOURCES UP THE DAMB RIVER TO MAKE A FEW MORE TRILLION'S, AND WHAT CAN THEY EVEN BUY WITH IT, OBVIOUSLY NOT THE ABILITY TO ENJOY WHAT YOU HAVE IN PEACE - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN BBUT IM STILL KICKEN A$$ AND ADDING CUSS WORD'S TO MY GOGGLE SEARCHES SO THEY DONT SHOW ME AI SHIT !!!! - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

WHAT NOW - dashare.zone ADMIN

Tipperary council seeks new law to compel walkers, cyclists, e-scooter users to don hi-vis Tipperary County Council's elected members have unanimously passed a motion to request the Minister for Transport to make it mandatory for these road users to wear hi-vis jackets or vests in the inter...

Who’s going to tell these councillors that the moment they step out of their cars, they’re pedestrians too? By their own logic, they’d need to be in hi-vis at all times.

Rather than tackling dangerous driving or poor road design, the responsibility gets dumped on the most vulnerable people instead.

Bots to blame for fake social media criticisms of London Andy Silvester London Editor Extreme right-wing and Russian-aligned groups are using artificial intelligence, bots and content farms in Nigeria and Sri Lanka to drive social media narratives that London is in decline, research published by City Hall shows. Analysis of two years' worth of posts about London revealed "clear signs of co-ordinated and inauthentic activity" to "produce and amplify misleading, emotive or unverified claims." Sir Sadiq Khan, the mayor of London, said that the research revealed social media companies were profiting from an "outrage economy" driven by a "dark blizzard of disinformation". Since the pandemic there has been a noticeable rise in anti-London content on social media, much of it focused on crime, which tourism and hospitality leaders have warned is doing serious damage to the city's reputation. According to the analysis, London- related posting online has risen by about 7 percent since March 2024, while "London in decline" narratives increased by 150-200 percent over the same period. Migration-related narratives referencing London increased by more than 350 percent. The research claims that extreme right-wing networks, as well as pro-Kremlin, pro-Beijing and Maga-aligned groups are behind a substantial amount of the anti-London content. Though some crimes remain far more prevalent now than has been the case previously — particularly phone-snatching - the violent crime rate in London is at its lowest in decades. London's murder rate is lower than almost any other major global city. Declinist London narratives are not limited to automated accounts. Both President Trump and Nigel Farage have criticised crime in London, and Khan specifically, in recent months. Oxford Street can become a thing of beauty, leading article, page 27

Andy Silvester: ‘Extreme right-wing+ Russian-aligned groups are using artificial intelligence, bots+content farms in Nigeria+Sri Lanka to drive social media narratives that London is in decline, research published by City Hall shows.’

[I’m a Londoner, truly it’s very much alive]

It’s only bad when other people do it, explains Richard Tice Richard Tice has clarified the apparent contradiction between his previous calls for Angela Rayner to resign over a tax issue and his current insistence that he himself should absolutely not resign…

NEWS! It's only bad when other people do it, explains Richard Tice

Reform’s Richard Tice posts picture with telltale signs of AI manipulation, say experts Tice’s image on X was almost certainly generated or altered using AI, according to Peryton Intelligence In a picture of a blue-skyed day in Birmingham, a diverse group of Reform supporters gathered with placards and cheesy grins to knock on doors for their party. Richard Tice, the party’s deputy leader, posted the picture as evidence of the activists’ commitment through thick and thin. “That is what resilience looks like,” he wrote. “This is what belief looks like.” Continue reading...

Reform’s Richard Tice posts picture with telltale signs of AI manipulation, say experts

Rudoni.

Today the Prime Minister will assure Parliament that there was no window, or if there was a window it did not break, and if it broke it was not from a ball, and if there was a ball there was no kick.

He will add that he is "furious" about the window that broke from a ball that was kicked. (By him.)

By repeating bollocks like "some children self identify as a cat and the schools have to provide litter trays" you are self identifying as a gullible moron.

Boots on the Groundhog Day

Hang on a minute, I don't remember this bit in the Bayeux not-a-tapestry... ;)

how is this literally happening in real life

Once upon a time there was a ruler who made a bad decision. All the courtiers and servants knew it was a bad decision, but they put into effect the bad decision, for the ruler had already made and proclaimed the decision. And when it turned out to be a very bad decision indeed, those courtiers and servants were sacked by the now “furious” ruler.

The decision of a Prime Minister

Only one person decided to appoint Lord Mandelson

The Empty City blog

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"It can't get worse" is what put Trump in power

Clubs continuing to stay on Twitter and Instagram would suggest they're not that serious about it. And the same goes for the FA, Premier League, EFL, UEFA and FIFA.

Club statement - Kevin Danso Welcome to the official Tottenham Hotspur website. Explore the site, discover the latest Spurs news & matches and check out our new stadium.

"Nothing about form or league position can ever excuse or explain racist abuse". A clear statement from Spurs that they will pursue action against "significant and abhorrent racist abuse on social media" towards their player Kevin Danso.
www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/1021285...

The Premier League has just been sent to Coventry, lads

The nub of so many of this government’s problems is that there is a Keir Starmer where the prime minister should be.

When an account with almost 7 million followers uses a picture of your article debunking a myth... to spread the myth...

Do people not think about the claim that the photos they're sharing were taken in the 16th century?

fakehistoryhunter.net/2019/11/01/n...

EXPOSED: How Viktor Orbán Bankrolled the Network Around Reform UK As Hungary’s Prime Minister suffers a historic electoral defeat, Byline Times maps out how his government’s funding arm channelled hundreds of thousands of pounds into organisations at the heart of Br...

Orban was funding the Reform support network.

Every company, unwanted AI, Me (with a tuba)

every damn day

Friday

The just war doctrine says you're not allowed to do anything that makes people's lives better. Just war.

Reform candidate wants to ‘blast’ all Muslims ‘off the face of the earth’ Reform’s local elections campaign in Bradford is off to a bad start. Although party leaders said they have the best vetting procedures in Britain, HOPE not hate today exposes one of their candidates f...

Reform’s local elections campaign in Bradford is off to a terrible start ❌

hopenothate.org.uk/2026/04/16/r...

If AI was genuinely useful your employees would choose to use it, you wouldn't have to mandate its use.

Metro Bank boss handed record £2.6m after slashing 1,000 jobs Dan Frumkin’s pay deal comes after bank’s near collapse and rescue by Colombian billionaire * Business live – latest updates Metro Bank’s chief executive has been handed a £2.6m pay packet – the largest in its history – a year after slashing 1,000 jobs in response to the lender’s near collapse. The figure is more than double the £1.2m that Dan Frumkin – a former RBS and Northern Rock banker – was paid in 2024. Metro pushed through the pay bump and complex bonus scheme for Frumkin at a shareholder meeting last year. Continue reading...

Metro Bank boss handed record £2.6m after slashing 1,000 jobs