imagine recovering from srs here

fps gameplay peaked with soldier tf2

mge 1v1s with my girlfriend all night my life is so cool even if she does play scout

i remember when girls were cats

cynthia and button's miis are talking about the unexpected joys or smoking cigarettes

a miller lite in tomodachi life

surely somebody else has already done this but look at what i made in tomodachi life

my tits are so sore today i think they miss her

ikr i was shocked

home will be waiting for you to come back soon 🩷

im gonna see her again soon. 47 days.

shes gone :(

immediately grabbed like 6 tissues because i know my girl

we're at the airport :(

its on the switch 1!

Did you know that my sex appeal is all actually an elaborate trap? I mesmerize you with my tits and then spend hours filling you with little fun facts and tidbits and pieces of trivia

you are also safe :)

boobs are lowkey squishy

you're so smart

I see your stoner scooby puppygirl headcanon and raise you normal ass dog headcanon and shaggy is just projecting

NOT YOU

telling fern to do more packing: do more work! faster, slut!

yes i don't believe in MAID in a society where the state enables poverty and suffering

you're perfect

you're okay but i like the respect :)

yay 🩷

THATS SCROLLING. STARE AT THE WALL WHILE YOU PISS. NO DISTRACTIONS.

FINISH PISSING SO YOU CAN GET BACK HERE AND PACK YOUR BAG SO I CAN HOLD YOU AND KISS YOU

YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T SCROLL

my friend

fuck that person come drive fern and i to the airport instead we'll buy you coffee and give you a small smooch on the cheek as payment