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Gotta learn as you get older.

Ope, my midnight/1am pees are supposed to only bring the good vibes. What happened?

Ty

🫶🏼. Hope it gets better.

Teenagers are so gross.

Ugh.

25? Yeah, no.

Not until we move. No chance. Thats why we have to stop at looking lol.

Gotta stop looking at puppies for the new house.

for instance and just to make you guys know im not an asshole. we told the kids to go outside. they went downstairs, got a snack and turned on the tv. that is not outside. this shit is over lol.

I gotta say, between this and the poo, I’m both disappointed and proud of your boy.

Just reassures our decision to move home.

Holy fuck, mom is in the hospital. I hate this so much.

That is some stats!

Happy bday!

I love love how everybody is at different shows and having the times of their lives while I do my 1 am pee lol.

Can’t even imagine. We suck.

Fo sho

We know, but that doesn’t change the lack of his issues.

I may have skeeted this before but we have entered the bull shit is over portion of raising our kids. No more bull shit. When we tell you to do or not do something, you fucking listen. So over it.

Oh, definitely! Well, the fires in California were crazy, Anyway, this house has a literal safe room, so we’re good.

For sure!

Our youngest is most concerned about tornadoes about the move and it looks like he’s not wrong. 👀

Could also be bc of the Frankie in a blankie skeet title lol.

You might as well not skeet another pic of him bc he will never be as cute as this just fyi. My kids can’t stop laughing. This is peak cute, even after rolling in the poo.

I’ll never forget when we first moved here and I heard a mom yell about putting her winter coats away before June at some sport lol. I should’ve taken better notes.

bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway ALT: bart simpson is giving a speech at a podium while homer simpson is standing in the doorway

We’ve never met and I love your content and we’d get along in real life for sure.. But, once again.

K, off to tennis in, checks notes 40° weather. What we do for our kids.

So happy to see all your yutes graduating and what not. You did good, parents.