One of the fastest milkshake duck windows I've ever seen

This Superbowl healed 2015 me

WSDOT: Hi SEPA we want to build a massive "diverging diamond" interchange on I-90 at SR-18 to facilitate additional sprawl is that cool?
SEPA: Sounds fine to me

City of Seattle: Hey SEPA, we'd like to allow people to build more homes in the heart of our city
SEPA: Slow down just a minute fella

bro whistles are the NICE option. do you really want to challenge 1,000 nerds with 3D printers to invent something louder and more annoying???

Fred Rogers with a big old timey cassette player smiling at the camera captioned always record the police because they are fucking liars

PSA

Go hawks, fuck ICE

A cardboard box half contains 50-60 loose orange 3D printed whistles, intended to empower communities to alert neighbors to the presence of ICE.

Keeping the printer busy as often as I can, churning out these whistles. Dismantle ICE today. Keep yourselves and your neighbors are

me as a single person: daylight savings is kind of annoying

me as a parent: kill it with fire and salt the ashes

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That doesn't seem meaningfully better than the Halfday garment duffle I use

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when I forget a friend's baby's name I just call it "Hamlet" until they correct me

Hi guys, did you already know there are competitions for window tinting? With better commentators than most of the tennis matches I’ve watched on ESPN? (Low bar I know)

Anyway if you need to procrastinate harder than you’ve ever procrastinated before, I got you

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

“awful people don’t deserve to be killed, but they don’t deserve to be praised, either” is apparently a thought too complex for the pundit mind

It’s crazy just how many different reasons people give for not liking Harrell. Like, if you knock on five doors you’ll hear five different reasons. Denny-Blaine. Lake Wash Blvd. Prop 1B. Messing with Link alignment. Jaahnavi Kandula’s killing. Adrian Diaz. Sweeps. The list goes on and on.

The Parks Department has lost all trust that they are capable of handling safety on Lake Washington Blvd with the seriousness and urgency needed and should hand the project over to SDOT at this point. The Board of Park Commissioners may want to look into how the Department blew this so badly.

Breaking News 1m ago A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.

They say phones only make us miserable but I just got this news alert and laughed for a solid minute so who is to say

And they want to try this in Chicago?

Taking a sub to the chest is nothing compared to catching a 60-pound deep dish pizza.

There's going to be a lot of feds with giant circles punched clean through their stomachs, standing there all confused like Wile E. Coyote.

Handheld Ethernet testing device. The display shows a short across several pairs.

Harsh reminder to remember to check continuity *before* moving the drop.

Another Friday putting other verified accounts to shame by including alt text on all of our images.

Some random boomer reached into my baby's bassinet, tickled her and wiggled her foot, and walked away. It's a good thing my spouse was there, not me, because I would have lost my entire mind on that person.

A small Montana town grapples with the fallouts from federal worker cuts Science is an economic driver in Hamilton, Mont., thanks to Rocky Mountain Laboratories, a federal research lab. Now, layoffs and funding cuts are having an impact in this town far from Washington.

Science is an economic driver in Hamilton, Mont., thanks to Rocky Mountain Laboratories, a federal research lab. Now, layoffs and funding cuts are having an impact in this town far from Washington.

Seattle is damp. Can you tell when we installed the second dehumidifier? And then when it broke, and when we replaced it?

First night home alone with kiddo, while my spouse goes to her book club for a few hours.

Obviously this means it's take out pizza and strapping the kid to my chest so we can play video games.

Having a newborn means I'm making a big return to audiobooks. It's wild just how different it feels; books I loved in print don't always land as an audiobook, and books I struggled to get into sometimes just click

@deviantollam.bsky.social this you?

still from snl da bears skit

DAAAAAAAA POPE

I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold

Image of a white and red mug. The mug has the American flag on it, overlaid with the text "I will do everything we can to enforce 100% OPSEC"

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