You say biology says trans women are men, but biology also says you evolved so if you don’t respect trans pronouns, you’re not a creationist, you’re an atheist.

As you complain about all the pro American propaganda today, remember that any endorsement is propaganda and nothing matters. Happy July 4th!

Trazadone is regularly used in veterinary medicine to calm dogs.

Come on guys, part of what made Twitter fun was dunking on these idiots

The first time I saw Ranch Water I thought they were Ranch flavored seltzers and felt that the human experiment had gone too far

Sometimes there’s nothing better than a nap on Sunday

If you don’t incentivize me at least a little bit, I ain’t taking your fucking survey

Minimum wage should be enough that you can rent a one bedroom apartment in your area at 30% of your income

I’ll feel like this is a free country when I find a job that allows me to arrive at 10am and leave at 3 every other day and still make a living wage

It’s like he’s doing an homage to Chris Christie’s GW bridge closure or something…

Anyone else watching Silo?

I live in LA, gonna try to get into the Barbie house Airbnb for my daughter. Somehow know it’s gonna go to somebody with a huge presence on the socials instead

I am spoiling myself with a glass of real from the right region champagne even though I’m poor

It’s illegal to live in Highland Park without a pet. Apparently trying to make it illegal not to have a dog.

This weather FINALLY making La worth living in again

good morning bluesky just remember you can blame literally any modern issue on ronald reagan and you will almost certainly be correct

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The Urban Tandoor video has me regretting my sushi DoorDash order that is heading to me

Couldn’t pay me to take it

This is peak cool, it’s the culture that’s wrong

I have a sneaking suspicion the skin and hair care industry are 99% bullshit

Homestate tacos are the only good Tex Mex

I meet psychos who prefer the corners and I politely smile and back away slowly

In 2012 I met a brother of the Pakistani billionaire who was on that sub. He was a nice enough guy, and I do feel for him right now. Billionaires don’t hurt any less than the rest of us when their family members die. It can still be funny to the rest of us.