3) want work on your car? If it's a pricey luxury car. Higher price to even look at it. The more expensive, the higher hourly rate

2) the cost of the house or income of the candidate client dictates the pay rate. 1Mil house toilet repair costs Triple time and Triple priced parts.

(1) I just had an idea that feels a little mean but also super-fair at the same time.

Could we find a way to use a "Reverse Sliding Scale" for tradesmen and blue-collar workers so that when Candidate-client-A requests to say, have a roof fixed, or a toilet repaired or a house painted etc. then -

Anger-sex with his couch?

Some of the most influential and important people in my life have been my many teachers. You are a special breed of you can tolerate children that aren't yours for hours on end every day. I thank you for your hard and often thankless work. I DO see you.

Dear lord could they BE that lame, stupid, and hateful?!

Oh wait. Yes they can. They already have.

Is it weird that I trolled the comments to see if this was an intentional design aesthetic? 🤔

This! Bwahahaha! Anti-hero Umami ftw!

Image of Mikey, a young boy eating cereal from a 1972 television ad for Life Cereal.

"He likes it! Hey, Mikey!"

I swear that's not a sales plug! LoL! It is just truly an impactfull offerring.

Every now and again I come across a, well I hesitate to call it a "game" per se, so much as a creative meditative experience, and it just transports me into a great head space. 'Tiny Glade' is a perfect example. Fully interactive asmr.

Honestly I've been leaning in to speaking with my Canadian friends. You guys soothe me when I feel I've gone quite insane from that orange monster's antics. I was raised to not wish I'll of others but it is also REALLY difficult not to pick up a how-to book on voodoo some days.

He's a repugnant little troll who's primary motivations seem to be a direct result of sucking Ayn Rand's filthy philosophical dick. I'm certain he thinks he's terribly clever and will continue to do so right up until he gets a full spotlight thrown upon him.
I. Cannot. Wait.

Fair enough. But a random vegetable might find it's way in there and ruin my bet. Giggle.

That actually might encourage healthier eating! YIKES! (It's noteworthy that the former spokesperson is so deeply on the nose. LoL!)

Perhaps this article expresses a similar solution in a different way? Ill read in to it further.

I sadly don't have the expertise to create it myself, but couldn't someone create a 'digital signature' for writers? Something legally registered to a creator that signs their work for authenticity? It could be used to quickly determine authorship and hold intellectual thieves responsible?

I just can't with these self-felating bastards. In the world of 'The Heathers,' we need to be the Veronica.

out of 300 million + ppl, SOMEONE knows who this is. Knows where he's from. Knows his name. He will NOT live this down and that little coward's mask won't save him from being identified.

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Yeah. This tracks!

In a better world he'd be saying it's impressive that he can speak multiple languages and that it brings a great opportunity to communicate better in a country that REALLY needs it. Just because you CAN form an opinion doesn't mean it's worth anything.

As well as the aca subsidies vote. A neat little package. 🫩

Raise your hand if some books ARE the end table. (THAT'S functional furnishings!)

This problem inspired the purchase of 3 books on woodworking. (And one book on cookies bc cookies.)

Full disclosure, I seriously thought it was a Venn diagram, but done by someone on bath salts.

Given the amount of verbal-vomit we must endure on a daily basis my guess is that no, there is no correlation whatsoever.

Congratulations!

This is fair too: My 80s albums list is so deeply cringe. (I shan't speak of it lest I be publicly shamed). As a mid 50s gen-xer I will cling to my few simple tatters of dignity. 🤐

To be fair, I think Nirvana formed in '87 but they didnt record anything till '89. Also fair, the number of available tracks would have been very limited unless you were bootlegging live performances.