he looks like if mr. potato head had a second smaller head on top

see how helpful your unfounded anger towards "tankies" is?

the plan: get absolutely zonked before hellraiser iii

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Enya - Shepherd Moons [full album] YouTube video by The Soundtrack Of My Life

today’s album is enya - shepherd moons (1991)

try writing a coherent sentence again. you can do it

how is that relevant to merrick garland failing to prosecute trump

that is in fact what the democrats did yes

joe biden and merrick garland not only chose not to charge and imprison donald trump for that, they handed power back to him peacefully

no alt text + i'm not a journalist + ratio + you dont know who merrick garland is

not an argument

donald trump shaking hands with joe biden

i'm someone who watched this happen

fell asleep with the bidet running

only the democrats willingly ceded power to trump

if you cannot see that the democratic party were integral to trump regaining power then you simply ignore what factually occurred

because democrats are collaborator losers occupying the space of effective opposition against donald trump

that's between the ghosts and satan

if you see me posting better in an hour or so, that’s because i have been possessed by the ghost of april 20th past. if you don’t see me posting better it’s because you have been possessed

macklemore tweet from 2012 reading “the only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre…..and that really ruined everyone’s high. Bad day.”

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

life is only sacred if it is white and/or unformed. they only tell you this at Christian Operating Thetan Level 8

i keep having to swear to people i am not an accelerationist as my president bestows grave warnings to the entire world through example

also the bump is more good evidence that no child left behind left many, many children behind

saw a fox news clip where they were claiming this is a crisis as opposed to a generational movement to correct trauma

first thought upon waking up: “one week” by barenaked ladies is sung from the perspective of the drunken bar regular who desperately wants to join your trivia team

macklemore tweet from 2012 reading “the only 420 I really remember was the Columbine massacre…..and that really ruined everyone’s high. Bad day.”