Garcelle walks up to Sutton’s literal Plantation- “What a lovely southern home!”

Girl. Read 👏 the 👏 room 👏! They’re gonna hypnotize you and snatch your body! #RHOBH

I think it’s time for the rainbow coalition to take a page from Mother Cain and take up arms. Or at the very least learn to boobytrap like Home Alone.

Went to a little game night last night, chat kept oscillating from the usual- boys, shopping, the mall- to how to prepare and survive a nuclear holocaust. 😵‍💫

No need to bring the price of eggs down if there are no eggs.

I’ve been better. 😭

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When it’s not trying to kill us, California is still the best state in the nation. Fight me.

Snow Bunny

I think I could’ve gone Pro if I hadn’t grown up so poor and gay. Who knew?! ⛳️

Depressed Millionaire. So basically a repeat of 2024? 😓

Still can’t find my Favorites folder. 😭

I’ve been away from LA so long they’ve started calling garages Casitas. 😵‍💫

Just had the ROUGHEST landing at Burbank. The captain plumb forgot to hit the brakes until we were almost off the runway.

Good. They can have a little “watch their backs for the rest of their lives.” As a treat. 🥰

Oh puhleeze. It’s New York! Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up. Center of the universe! Could’ve happened to anyone!

🥵bout to become a poster in teenage girls (and boys) bedrooms across America.

Entirely too many straight (possibly bot?) women are following me on this app and not enough hunky guys, (my preferred demographic). Can we change this? Sorry ladies!

Guys, he’s HOT.

I sure hope this doesn’t happen 10 or 15 more times. 🫣

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My Spotify Wrapped is LYING! Claiming I listened to a band called AVIATOR the most?! I don’t even have a single one of their songs downloaded on my phone?! I don’t even know who they are! 😭

Am I losing my mind? #wicked

I’m not helping in the least- this is a holiday for people that like to cook. NOT ME.

Anyone else just shutting off the 24 hour news channels entirely? It’s been nothing but music and old movies since the election. Cable news ain’t getting another dollar from me!

Saw Wicked last night and let me tell you- my body made a series of involuntary squeals and moans at the end that- I am NOT proud of! I cried, I clapped, I gave myself the ick. It was SO good. 😭

Still getting rid of Twitter but I’m gonna miss having famous playwrights and Real Housewives like my silly comments. 🫠

Starting to think these were the inspiration…