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PRIMER (2004) Dir. Shane Carruth

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, asking "You know what the best part of my day is?"

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck, saying "It's for about ten seconds: from when I open BlueSky and it's broken and I'm waiting for it to load."

Chuckie from Good Will Hunting, played by Ben Affleck: "'Cause I think maybe it'll never load and they'll never fix it and you won't be there."

lol at commbank stadium getting 1.0&1.0 from its only game

still recovering from this discovery

finally, my masterpiece, now on Bluesky

Meditation always leads me to the same place (money laundering).

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For sale: defective unicycle: two wheels

I would like to announce that I am also blockading the Strait of Hormuz

What labeller is this?

It’s a mutual, joint-stock world, in all meridians.

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

this would be a great way to go

That's why I choose the greater of two evils: they're great.

my papal name will be Urbanism LXIX

pete hegseth, if you are reading this, i am ready and able to serve as antipope of the american empire. I have a deep desire to both excommunicate and be excommunicated

Avaani Prakash!!!! Great goal!

gordon ramsey meme with the text: "delicious Finally some good fucking Avaani Prakash content"

#JPNvAUS #U20WAC

“A whole civilization will die tonight” is the most vile thing a US president has ever said, certainly during the post-1945 era when they’ve had the power to kill civilizations with the dropping of a bomb. I’m staring into the darkness. May this not be one of the most fateful days in human history.

Still don’t know where those Artemis folks are going. There’s nothing up there!!! The moon is a hoax!!!

I detest Facebook but it remains the best source for a good flat earth group

My flat earth groups on Facebook are popping off with fartemis jokes

How much for shipping to Australia?

Nilay Patel taking notes for next year’s article

I actually think sankey is a terrible fit for most gangbangs

It didn't go unnoticed that every Canberra United local who has appeared for us this season was selected and made it onto the pitch today for the game against the Roar, in what is potentially the team's last ever regular season game.

Thank you Ant 💚

And finally, because there's a bunch of Victory fans on here, here's the possibilities for MVC to make the finals:

-CCM win, BRI win/draw: 7th
-CCM win, BRI lose: 6th
-CCM draw, BRI win/draw: 6th
-CCM draw, BRI lose: 5th
-CCM lose, BRI win/draw: 6th
-CCM lose, BRI lose: 5th

The possibilities for CCM:
-Win, and Brisbane lose/draw: 4th
-Win, and Brisbane win: 5th
-Draw, and Brisbane lose: 6th
-Anything else: 7th

Young Matildas duty:
CCM: Tiana Fuller, Avaani Prakash, Peta Trimis
Sydney: Amelia Cassar, Skye Halmarick, Rubi Sullivan, Caley Tallon-Henniker

CCM v SYD:
Central Coast are looking for a win to guarantee their place in the finals. Sydney are looking for at least a draw to avoid the wooden spoon. Both teams are missing some significant players to the Young Matildas.