The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was making dumbasses too stupid to understand they're idiots

I could not give a single fuck less about the Oscars (unless he’s the grouch). Eat the rich.

Every bit of this is delusional.

We live in a fucking timeline where pizza, wings, & 6 drinks costs almost $90.

Fuuuuck this timeline.

why are taters the only thing we’ve totted

1. It was not an accident.
2. It was not a staffer.
3. While the president may have dementia his racism is not due to dementia.
4. He isn’t sorry. He means every racist thought he shares.
5. His base agrees with him.
6. He will do it again.
7. No one in power will hold him accountable.

Bovino has been fired.

SMITE!

Now we must prosecute him for his crimes.

"ICE OUT" on Lake Nokomis in Minneapolis, as seen from my flight leaving MSP airport

Becoming an expert at being disgusted

It's called dopa-mine not dopa-ours

Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.

Besides navigating the treacherous minefield of nation-building that lies ahead, Rubio will also have to rebuild trust among U.S. lawmakers, many of whom have accused him of lying to Congress when he said the Trump administration would seek congressional approval before taking military action against Venezuela. "Secretaries Rubio and [Pete] Hegseth looked every Senator in the eye a few weeks ago and said this wasn't about regime change. I didn't trust them then and we see now that they blatantly lied to Congress," said Sen. Andy Kim (D-New Jersey). In an interview with The Washington Post, Rubio denied that he lied and said he promised to get congressional approval only if the United States "was going to conduct military strikes for military purposes." "This was not that. This was a law enforcement operation," Rubio said, referring to the indictment against Maduro in the Southern District of New York on drug charges.

When pressed that U.S. forces bombing Venezuela, seizing its leader and claiming to "run" the country would be widely interpreted as a military operation, Rubio did not relent, saying "the mission last night was in support of the Department of Justice.

Rubio is in all other contexts a vapid moron, but it’s very funny that he has the ability to look an interviewer in the eye and explain that a Delta Force op to depose a foreign head of state and install a puppet in his place isn’t “military,” but simply good old-fashioned police work

first guy to put up ornaments: i call it decorating

neighbor: what do you call it when you take them down?

guy: who would do that? the grinch?

neighbor: the what

The moon is out here looking like a sexy bitch tonight

ernest never goes anywhere these days

I wonder if Mcdonald's is going to sponsor the funeral...

if i got accused of being a witch i would simply kill the accusers with my witch magic

'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...

Currently, TNN operates on a yearly budget of just over $40,000. For comparison, some major media outlets have budgets that extend into the billions--tens of thousands times our budget.

Despite the gap, yesterday's NYT piece was the #2 performing news article on Bluesky for the day (BlueReport)

Screenshot of a verified post by Christopher Hale on X quoting Pope Leo XIV, who warns against using religion to justify violence or economic exploitation and urges people to welcome strangers. Below the text is an image of Pope Leo XIV standing at a podium, wearing white papal vestments and a skullcap, reading from prepared notes against a textured blue wall. On-screen caption text reads, “Pope Leo: Welcome Strangers — Stop Using God to Ju…”

A true American leader.

Bari Weiss is running CBS like Kristi Noem is running DHS: Spending millions of dollars of other people's money on a private jet.

Sylvia Plath be like:

You get up every day and do good things in spite of all the bullshit. I don’t know how you guys do i–wait it’s the drugs isn’t it

I’m choosing myself in 2026.

smoking on that shit that made old acquaintance be forgot

I was literally screaming last week about how I needed some celery & bleu cheese STAT 😭🤣

Fuck Snoop Dogg. Trump-loving twat. What a fucking loser.

That bowl full of jelly piece of shit never brings me what I really want for Christmas

A love language.