Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago

I will never understand how people over 30 can casually add new slang to their vocabulary and pretend it's normal.

A screenshot of a New York Times update that says: In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked “What do you mean? What is a car?” Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. “You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city,” he said in a wistful tone. “It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us.”

where does the new york times even find these people

Trump: EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE MY FRIEND!!!

The psychology behind the rise of fascism is pretty pathetic sometimes.

Pretty sure this is the exact sort of thing that led Luigi down his path. Dangerous indeed.

A screenshot of a post on Threads saying "first time trying canes a lil overhyped ngl," accompanied by a photo of chicken strips that, if you're familiar with Raising Canes, are very clearly from somewhere else (maybe Dairy Queen??? lol)

My threads feed is 95% rage bait, some of which I genuinely find pretty funny. Here was a favorite of mine.

As I get older, I'm increasingly wondering how some of my peers have so much money.

Hey guys, I just remembered Tucker Carlson exists. Gave me a good laugh tbh.

I've been listening to a lot of Irish folk and now Spotify is constantly suggesting "pirate" playlists to me.

I just realized Bear Brown from the critically acclaimed Alaskan Bush People blocked me on Instagram for some unknown reason. Devastating.

Gonna start canvassing for Chris Christie as a bit.

Honestly, I would kill to have the confidence of the terrible stand-up comedians Instagram relentlessly shoves down my throat.

This is how I know I'm safe. I may not have jokes but Guy Fieri's face is irresistible.

A tweet from the Twitter account "Desiring God" that reads: Piper: "I feel like I have to get saved every morning. I wake up and the devil is sitting on my face."

It's been over eight years. How have we still not given John Piper an award for this work of art?

One thing Amazon is really good at is being beyond terrible at shipping to Alaska.

Which is honestly kinda nice because it removes all temptation to give them my money. ♥️🙏🙌

#ExcommunicateBiden

If a tree falls in the forest and lands on Schrodinger's Cat, does the cat make a sound?

Text that reads, "Correct! Meaning: I don't understand. I don't want to understand."

Duolingo teaching me the only phrase I'll ever need: No entiendo. No quiero entender.

My tiny episcopal church's lay minster has been gone all summer, so this weekend will be our first time meeting in months. I have missed it so much ♥️

Zoomers, I love you and know you will do great things, but you guys are seriously so bad at using the word "aesthetic."

Everytime I open it, they're trying to convince me that the #1 movie is some random romcom from 10+ years ago that I've never even heard of.

We all agree that Netflix's "top 10 movies/shows today" cannot possibly be accurate, right?

Don't you dare.

I realized I can turn my head to the side and hold something up to my mouth and convince my 2 year old that I'm eating it. Needless to say, I've been eating anything and everything for the last hour and it is freaking her tf out.

New rule: no sweat = ejected.

Honestly, I respect it

A very interesting variant of the classic "you can't fire me, I quit!" energy.

I am currently at the beginning of one of my many "you know what, why not, I'm finally gonna learn music theory" phases.