Honestly can't think of many American athletes that were more inspiring. Absolutely bananas what he was able to accomplish.

Longhorn football hydration chart

Too far into “selfish teammate” territory imo

@treblaw.bsky.social don’t care if it’s a school night

Okay but my dog doesn’t employ Bret Stephens

Bowling alleys!

avoid eye contact at all costs

Finally, employee training by dasharez0ne

Erika Kirk about to come out like Y2J with the light up jacket and lose her goddamn mind seeing all those empty seats

Gonna put a jujitsu cop in air jail when he tries to remove me from Denny’s (again) on the false premise of “smearing country fried steak on the windows” (again)

Simply heroic imo

In fact, 60% chance the bishop ends up apologizing to Trump

But we need the USPS to turn a profit!

Can’t be the champion of both the landlords and tenants 🤷‍♂️

Feels like it’s important to remember that many of the mayors and governors who authorized for those students to be abused and have their lives ruined were/are Democrats. And the most powerful members of the Democratic Party, like Schumer, were the loudest to call for extreme punishments.

Massive point that nobody gets: immigration judges are “administrative judges” not given any protection against removal.

Social Security judges are “administrative *law* judges” and can’t just be removed at the whims of the executive branch. There’s a long process.

How Trump Purged Immigration Judges to Speed Up Deportations

"In interviews, more than two dozen immigration judges who have served under the second Trump administration described feeling a consistent sense of pressure to deport immigrants or risk losing their jobs."

www.nytimes.com/2026/04/09/u...

Checking in on the status of the U.S. government:

Carrick. Brownville Road - Carrick High Rise. Caller said that her boyfriend is stuck in the elevator with another woman. She is deeply concerned that it was intentional and they might in there repopulating the elevator. Caller wants PD to intervene.

Hang on, there might be an air traffic controller shortage or something lurking around the corner

Through TSA at PIT in four minutes, Trump 2028 imo

15 minutes of reading cereal ingredients in Spurrier voice for just $125? Insane value.

Let men have hobbies

Probably only hired 150-200 ALJs since 2017 and lost at least 3x that amount in the same timeframe

Well not with that attitude

Had an uncle like this at my wedding

Trump pulled mine-sweepers from Middle East before Iran War — they’re in Philadelphia The Navy went through with plans to pull the ships from service despite ongoing tensions with Iran

This was based in a rational calculation that Philadelphians are more dangerous than the Iranian state. It may not have worked out in practice but it was the right thing to do.

Absolute banger of a title song, perhaps the bangerest

You mean “stopped after one piece” well, probably not

Instead of brain there is bag of pee