NPC: Please... I must repay this debt. Take this amulet, my last possession in this world, to the Caves of Sorrow to thank the knight there who saved me. Giving it away dooms me to death by starvation, but my honor demands it.
DIABLO PC, CARRYING 900,000 GOLD: Sounds good
an eternity
Molting
We pulled out the patio set. AND the umbrella. James is grilling pork chops tonight. 😤😤
Unclear! could be fake but also I would not be surprised.
It was SUNNY. and WARM. why has spring forsaken us
honestly, i wish i knew less 😂
He’s also married to the former CEO of Bluesky and the whole bluesky team has been getting roasted over their vocal support of vibe coding and I think a lot of people are tired of them posting like they are just silly goofy lil uwu-beans and not the people who run a large social media site!
One of the tech advisors for bluesky subscribed to a blocklist of people who are “anti-AI” and it broke a function for a lot of people who were put on the list for being anywhere from softly critical of gen AI use to very vocal about being anti-AI
Advil PM box art I edited to read Email PM The moon and cloud over the classic advil vanishing point blue gridlines the capsule replaced with a blue envelope and notification bell signifying "1" The box reads: Oh my god it's 10:00pm. Does this person have no life or what's the deal? Below the envelope it reads: Honestly Sad* *Super Sad Actually
so all women are liars, is what James Leask believes
oh so now your wife is a liar also
queen of da bozo’s
he turned to me and said “i’m calling you bozo’s because i believe all women are bozo’s. cis and trans women. all of them.”
can you believe James thinks women are bozo’s
not entirely fucking up every single thing I have to make a decision on is what pays for these new kitchen cupboards currently sitting in my office waiting to be installed tho, so that’s good
That’s why I get paid the medium-large bucks (which I like).
But also why I have to make Big Business Decisions That Make My Tummy Hurt Because I’m Scared Of Fucking It All Up (i don’t like that part)
The staff in a branch asked me a couple months ago what I did on the day to day when I wasn’t actively assisting a branch through a crisis and I honestly couldn’t give them an answer. I was like uhhhh….I mean….it’s kind of just….whatever you guys need?
Our data centre had “a problem” that started at noon and just now resolved so now my day tomorrow starts at 6:30am so I can assist all our branches in importing all the offline customer transactions done today. yayyyy
Guy who spent hours making his mii perfect so he can romance his crush in Tomodachi Life: so what’s my mii up to on your island??? Is he up to anything cute? It’d be lowkey weird if he hit on you haha 😊
Her: he’s married to Mr. Bean and Mr. Bean is doing some stupid Mr. Bean shit.
“even LYNDSAY has seen the mummy” i thought
It’s how we all became Bi so I really don’t understand. How did I fail my own sister like this.
a text message from me to my sister that reads “how did you become gay without seeing the mummy”
Learned today that my sister has somehow never seen the 1999 classic film The Mummy staring Rachel Weisz and Brendan Fraser.
tumblr post that says 'sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101'
modern day proverbs
the maximum age you can make someone is 150 years old though so he’s not entirely accurate.
I added Karl Marx to my tomodachi life game
told iran about how much pain there is at the pump lately and they're gonna let me sail through the strait with a couple few five-gallon jugs of crude. figure that oughta get us through summer. they gave me a little thingy of pistachios too, like a little tin. said i'm not allowed to share those tho
Gecko Gods is out now! 🦎 A game I’ve contributed to for a few years in concept art and 2D animation.
@magpie.tips @tomlommel.com Tom’s telling me all about the waterfalls in the Mii world also
I gave Lyndsay-mii the floating ability so now she just ominously floats by the in background while I’m looking at stuff and I kind of regret it. I don’t know how you handle it on a daily basis.
