The Onion has successfully bought InfoWars. Happy 4/20. 😂

It is Rowdy Roddy Pupper’s birthday! Our little man is four years old!

Seconding @peterjamesreilly.bsky.social request to come check out SubPop on the Waterfront!

We sent people to THE FUCKING MOON and they’re like “splashdown will be at 8:07 eastern” and it fucking WAS that is genuinely insane to me like they had parachutes there were probably wind speed variables involved and they got it to the goddamn minute?! SCIENCE

Have you tried the bus in Seattle lately?

City Councilmember Alexis Mercedes Rinck catches Sal the SpokesSalmon in the U-District and shares how Seattle is making buses faster and more reliable!

Learn more: sdotblog.seattle.gov/2026/04/09/s...

Featuring @councilmember-amr.bsky.social 🤸‍♀️

Victor Glover, Artemis II’s Pilot, Will be the First Black Astronaut Around the Moon.

⚠️ Piloting NASA’s Artemis II mission is Victor Glover, a U.S. Navy captain and astronaut from Pomona, Calif. He will be the first Black astronaut to journey around the moon! Launch window opening at 6:24 p.m. EDT (22:24 GMT)
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Proud to have been the first customer to purchase this today. And sampled it hot as well! Super good!!

Grabbed two! Can't wait to try it later!!

Demonstrators in San Francisco came together at Ocean Beach to form a human sign in protest of the Trump administration on March 28.

In honor of No Kings! Cheers, friends!

Nice job, Delta!

A meme that states: your inability to understand science is NOT a valid argument against it

- John F. Kennedy International Airport (New York)
- LaGuardia Airport (New York)
- Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport

the media is now telling people to work from home to save on gasoline, immediately after their years-long crusade to tell us why returning to office is best for everyone. this isn't a gotcha, it's an example of how contradicting demands allow the ruling class to blame us no matter what we do

Seattle Cherry Blossom Run BE PART OF THE LEGION OF BLOOM! Come run, walk, stroll, or crawl with us through Seward Park and along South Lake Washington Boulevard, surrounded by the breathtaking beauty of cherry blossoms. APRIL...

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Almost that time of year again! Doing my annual tradition of flouncing among the cherry blossoms while trying to rally support for a few great local nonprofits. Help me help UW Botanical Gardens, and Rainier Beach High School if you have a little to spare!

the two phases of writing: (1) writing and (2) wandering aimlessly like an unmoored ghost and complaining about not writing

this is the soundbite and we can make it stick

In the historically anti-union South, the UAW just secured a landmark contract with Volkswagen.

The workers won major wage increases, job security against outsourcing, and higher-quality healthcare.

Congratulations to these workers, and remember: there is always hope in labor.

Brody King was brought in to be a spooky monster heel and instead he is a working class hero of the downtrodden. He is like if Dusty Rhodes listened to The Misfits.

If Jeff Bezos could afford to spend $75 million on the Melania movie & $500 million for a yacht to sail off to his $55 million wedding to give his wife a $5 million ring, please don't tell me he needed to fire one-third of the Washington Post staff.

Democracy dies in oligarchy.

Posted at Lariat Bar. Fuck yeah.

Maybe because some of us care about other people, which is pretty inconceivable to a lot of empathy-free right-wingers? Though a lot of us aren't exactly mad; we're resolute in our commitment because it's not just one white woman being murdered; it's millions of BIPOC people being terrorized.

This is testimony…

📌 Stella Carlson, “Pink coat lady”, speaks on the murder of Alex Pretti.

“After the shooting, they (ICE) decided to just scatter and save themselves.”

Big congrats to @scarecrowvideo.bsky.social!

Viva la physical media!! 📼

Notable Sandwiches #135: Patty Melt Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where David and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches, in alphabetical order. This...

I wrote about the patty melt, about not fitting into molds, and about the pain & joy of a life that doesn't fit a predetermined menu: buttondown.com/theswordandt...

It's -20 in Minneapolis and organizers are in the streets before dawn getting ready for actions related to the general strike. They've had locals training out-of-town volunteers on how to prepare for and endure the cold. AND IT IS WORKING. THE STRIKE IS HAPPENING. THE CITY IS DOING THE DAMN THING...

Oh, you!!!

So an officer has his phone out recording obviously distracted, shoots a woman and calls her a “f’ing Bitch” and they think that HELPS the case?!?

Thank you, Bandido, for this excellent new meme format!