"This is an important thing to think about."

I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me

Life has been beating my ass nonstop this year. I really just need a break.

It would kinda be like the last day you went outside to play with your friends, not knowing that would be the last day you went outside to play with your friends.

I take the whole week off

Air fryers with legs

You have to adapt your parenting style to your children. Not the other way around.

Young Thug :

“Your payment was successful” I bet it was you trick ass bitch

It’s multipurpose!!!

Baby. The way my life has set up to prevent me from having kids by way of see how bad these motherfuckers can be. Lord have mercy.

I’m in tech and I’m trying figure it out too. Them contacting gigs be really the move I got a girl who mentors but I am so tired of this you gotta pay for everything I say shit right now cuz it’s making us look like scammers

Happy birthday

Here’s an idea. Once he leaves make all that shit actually illegal and grounds for immediate impeachment for them (as well as immediate family)

Talk to me like a woman not like “my homegirl” (this not a Kiki) if you tryna convey something “serious” and if you still have options don’t talk to me at all about mine unless you ready for me to clear house and you house needs to be clear.

You clocked? You blocked.

I keep telling my family I need them to take my damn dog and they like oh but she loves you she wants to be with you now…I KNOW love her too but I just had surgery get her away from me cuz she’s too jumpy and floppy so now I gotta be careful and I can’t move and I need to move

I can't stand a man with the sense of humor of a middle school boy. Everything doesn't need a "dirty joke"

Please stfu.

Hello! You must hate ME specifically!

Every time like “this is ugly for my eyes random person why do you hate me?”

Megan is disgusted

Ppl casually saying they use ChatGPT for basic human things

Bro. I’m so tired of life.

There are going to be men that resent you for the very thing they’re attracted to you for.

You then become the villian in their story.

speaking of icks…women who call other women “females” 🤮

Cuz why would you ever?

Either a yellow with caramel frosting or sock it to me cake

Gregory from Abbott Elementary saying “Oh, I don’t dance to songs I don’t like.”

Gregory from Abbott Elementary saying “I don’t want the DJ to get the wrong idea.”

My evergreen life mantra

Happy 404 Day Alanna.