YOU’RE WELCOME!

I’ve been hyped for this since I saw the 2D animated presentation reel 25+ years ago.

And for that…I’M OUT

2 things.
1) FUCK! I have to actually do laundry now.
2) y’all are still falling for his Lucy VanPelt/Charlie Brown 2-week football bit?

Staff the military with Christian nationalists that believe in the rapture and resurrection of Jesus. Then start a mutually assured destruction event/nuclear war on the “anniversary” of his resurrection. But da price of egggggsssssss

Turn all Shake Shack and Burger Joint locations into Hamburger Haven. Also force everyone to eat like this:

Is there a way to reach these experts? My kid said he was a hippo this morning. Just wanna make sure.

Great now two book covers with the same title will give me nightmares.

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The latest dance craze for billionaires headed to the titanic.

This is damning for Kash Patel.

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Class Consciousness is Coming

Try and block the Shell Shock. I dare you.

Dead Reel: The Milana Vayntrub Story YouTube video by LivePrudeGirls

One of the funniest unintentional jokes in Project Hail Mary is the 13 year payoff to this old YouTube video. youtu.be/gkdJq_YTnQc?...

Much like hearing the theme to Dallas or MASH at night meant going to bed, seeing this opening shot meant all the fun shows on PBS were over for the morning.

RIP Hollywood is Cooked Bros. But at least we got this:

Remember when we got Disney to pay for our crew to take a 1 week cruise to the Bahamas so we could shoot a 30 second Love Boat parody for an audience too young to get the reference? Good times.

On the bright side it’ll be the first time most of them have been inside an airport.

I have the “I Had Potential” shirt.

The sad jazz version of “We Are the Champions” playing in the background is absolute poetry.

RIP Chuck Norris

While touring TK’s for my son I came upon one of these types of schools. It was so dystopian and nightmarish. The kids were just watching tv with a thousand mile stare. It was a joyless environment to “learn” in.

Nobody in the 90s liked “Iris.” That was a dentist office song for JC Penny moms.

I still regularly think about your “This is a first person view of 9/11” opening shot commentary got a literal spit take from me when we recorded it.

I know people bitch about SF and how 80 is a “heatwave” but my power has been out since 2 and my house with all the windows open is currently at 104. Most places in the city (mine too) have no air conditioning and the windows are single pane so they trap all the heat.

No it’s THEIR kink. Like when a friend talks about being peed on and then tries to get others in the group to admit to doing it and loving it too so they feel normal.

And the winner of your Oscar Pool….NOBODY NOW!