Anthony Goatdon. 😂🤍🖤 #nufc

Wuite possibly the worst ref I’ve ever seen. #nufc

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This lineup tonight feels like it could be 5-0 or 0-2. Either way I am lost as to what is going on. I am operating on the assumption I will never know as much as the collective coaching staff. But this match could be humiliating on large scale. #NUFC

Eddie went full Plan B with that selection. 😂🤷🏼‍♂️ #nufc #howay

Love the way the ref took 5 seconds to dismiss the muppets in the VAR room and their shenanigans #NUFC

Knockout champions league football for the first time in #nufc history.

Howe has received some justified criticism this season, but much of it is overblown by fans who are simply bored by his faults - which their imagined replacement wouldn’t have (they all do).

Easy. 😎 We should just quit the Premier League and play in Europe week in, week out… we could call it the Superle… oh, wait. 😂 #nufc

Tonalis family introducing their new baby to the stress of supporting Newcastle United early 🤣🍼

You score 3? We'll score 4.

That one's for you Kev 👑

What it felt like to watch that game:

Yeah, I’ll take that. 😂🖤🤍 #nufc #waddyanooo

Barnes is definitely the Angel of the North with performances like that #NUFC

Lewis Miley is the Geordie Cafu/Franco Baresi/Pirlo (delete as applicable).

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Since Thiaw has played all 90 mins in thd last six weeks. He's knackered. #NUFC

Thiaw has had so many good games for us, can't be mad that it's not coming off for him tonight #NUFC

Apparently Thiaw is human after all. #nufc

That’s tough to take. #nufc

Merry Christmas to you all on #NUFC

Newcastle have reached the semi-finals of the EFL Cup in back-to-back seasons for the very first time. (Squawka)

INTO THE SEMI FINALSSSSSS 🏆

Miley has scored (I think) 5 goals for us... Has any 19 year old beaten that? Gazza maybe?

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Watching #nufc this season

This is good
Oh no this is shit
Yes this is more like it
Oh no it’s shit again

I’m going to be positive, that’s ultimately a good point. Could and maybe should have been more after going 2-1 up but let’s take it and move on. Difficult first half, good second half #nufc

Slot's playing 4D chess again. Push Salah out to free up the wages for Murphy.

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Looking at the table, I think we must be top 5 for Prem form over the last 5 matches? Which is utterly ridiculous when you think about it. #NUFC

Liverpool pay Salah and Isak a combined £100k a day to sit on their bench.

To put that in perspective, their salary in November was the same as the entire Fabian Schar transfer fee

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Lewis Miley - aged NINETEEN!
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Rumour has it that Arne Slot told Mo Salah before the game that he will be replacing him with Jacob Murphy in January. #itk #nufc

They’re all in for Murphy now. 😉😅 £250m minimum! #nufc #freesalah