I’m cold so I’m being annoying too

take a closer look at that snout (phantom of the opera) YouTube video by Stephen Q

youtu.be/rvemPyOJZEY?...

Want another hard cider but also want my choco mint ice cream and my life is so unfair and you should pity me

Jury’s out!!!!!!!!

Found some termites so I guess my house is falling down

R u seduced?

Hard cider just came out my nose. Will I die finally?

Just got bug spray all over me. Will I finally die???

Sick

Part 1 & 2 of being country in the city

1. Mortar makes an excellent nail file
2. Dip linty pug fur in your runny concrete mix to even out gap in wall/new outdoor dryer wall vent.

This is not plaguing the space in my brain that clickbait made me think every time my ear itches that there are bugs in my brain.

Thank you for being sane. Best candy!!!

Candy has gotten progressively gross except cow tails

Time Zone (J. Lydon, Afrika Bambaataa & B. Laswell) - World Destruction (1984) YouTube video by Jean-Philippe Boisbriand

Rest in power, Afrika.

I bought a pair of stupid (and ugly) ON shoes today to heal my aching body and getting into my electric car to get back to my advertising job, realised just how boring white and shitty I’ve become

Hello I am 45 and I realised this weekend that Reddit is “read it”

Save it for yourself boo, I’m sure whatever you came up with was fab

My new fave sprout dish is crisping them up like mad and making a caesar salad with shitloads of parm with them. 100% vibes

Taurus: Numerology will play a strong role in your relationships, finances, and major life opportunities this week. Specifically, the number zero.

5 guitarist; 0 riffs

This is literally how i feel rn

Tom Waits is touring Baltimore

I love my 2024 ariya. I sat in a 2026 rogue this past weekend and was so claustrophobic there’s no room!!!

Went into the office for the first time yesterday after working at the co for over a year. My ms/eds combo has made it incredibly painful to walk and I long for a medieval rack to put my joints back into place.

Help wanted: someone to kick me every time I say something dumb or feel sad

I was listening to this in the car this morning, followed by Hatfield & the north “lobster in cleavage probe”

I have to take my elderly neighbor to the dealership tomorrow for similar reasons but hers was a woman driving crazy and a ton of police chasing her!!!

I love kedge sr

I don’t know why it’s named after giving me the shits

Banger