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This is your annual reminder that “Spider-Man” (2002) is a Thanksgiving movie. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go. Something has come to my attention.

“Five hundred cigarettes.”

LIBERAL Christmas Songs

-I Saw PARENTAL FIGURE Kissing NONBINARY Claus
-JOE BIDEN Bells
-Baby it’s ABORTION Outside
-We Wish You A Merry HOLIDAYS
-Last Christmas
-All I Want For XMas is AN ABORTION
-Rudolph The Red-Nosed ReinDEIr
-Oh WOKEMAS Tree
-PRONOUN Night
-THEY/THEM Bells

i like my sootcase

Guys look at how many followers I have. It’s the funny plant number.

Well THAT just happened…

No it’s like legit a feature

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Reply if you’re a Willem Dafoe fan and would like to be added to my Willem Dafan Club starter pack

Idk. If there is I hope I’m on it.

I hope RFK Jr. bans Coca-Cola.

You can like make a list of people to follow for people who are new to the app. I think.

Am I in anybody’s starter packs? 🥺👉👈

That feeling when knee surgery is tomorrow…

My KFC order?

yea

Another riddle!

Cover me and I’ll die
Slice me and I’ll survive
Bones of our Mother
Untouched by time like no other
I can be hard, but I can’t be metal
I’ll mark a grave, walk on water, and in a delta, I will settle.

What am I?

My daughters whom I hate

No

Tonight, we let the 𝓎𝒶𝑜𝒾 talk…

I’m catering to multiple audiences now

Exactly

To the surprise of many, Donald Trump has NOT selected Dr. Curtis Connors to run the Department of Turning Everybody Into Lizards.

“He’s underqualified, he’s just not the right guy for the job,” President-Elect Trump said.

It is still unclear who he will choose for the role.

YOU CAN’T TELL ME WHAT TO—

oh, wait. yeah, you’re right.

Riddle #2!

Words unspoken, vows unbroken, I can cause some unease
In a crowded room I’m rarely there but if I am, you’re aware, trust me
I can be destroyed in an instant by a cough or a sneeze
I’ll create so much tension
You’ll want to break me.

What am I?

Same