I made @turnintoabat.bsky.social some interview fuel! A BLT on sourdough, toasted in a pan with butter on one side of the bread, with pesto mayo, thick cut bacon, and salted tomatos

Laura Loomer?

really makes you want to just get a flip phone

I am also fully aware that this doesn't make any sense

If I were non-binary my pronouns would be thee/thy

He's the perfect politician. I don't want exciting politics. I want the boring kind that keeps the lights on, the grocery store stocked, and our civil rights intact. I wish our president was boring. If I know anything about a politician other than their policies that's a problem

oooh, that's a good dinner idea! also, my mom was friends with one of his ex girlfriends and apparently dating him is exactly what you think it would be like

a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera ALT: a man in a suit and tie is smiling and looking at the camera

All I hear is Bussy this, and Bussy that. Why is everyone so obsessed with Gary Bussy lately?

Rowling isn't Scottish but she is a fucking loser

I hate looking at my kid and feeling guilty for bringing him into this shit world. He doesn't deserve this

Has anyone ever been more right than Pedro Pascal?

A cartoon shows a woman in a historical dress exclaiming, "Eep! Noble eunuch, help! There is a rat!" A black cat sitting nearby responds, "But he is banging out the tunes my liege." The rat is playing a colorful xylophone, hitting it with enthusiasm.

When cis people wander into a trans house party

Hey, look, I found a candy just for you guys

Trans history of the term Dolls 🏳️‍⚧️

I have swords 👀

Old enough to die at 18 (or, ironically, at 17 with a parent's permission) but not old enough to receive gender affirming care. Jack asses

Slut, every time

Well @maegodhavemercy.com , looks like you won this one

...so I can like fight this

I train like that...

Is it bad if you're taking a PFT for asthma and the line of the graph never gets above 5? Asking for a friend

I feel like the fact that the trump administration proposed a maximum 10 years of veteran disability benefits, and no retirement benefits while recieving disability got kind of swept under the rug

Is this what Vance used to kill the Pope?

"One side says they just want to play sports without fearing for their safety, the other says all trans people are pervets and cheaters. The first side says that's fucked up. Can't you see how both sides, but especially trans people, are wrong?"

Jackie in a bikini

Jackie in a bikini smoking a cigarette

Enjoying the nice weather and a hand rolled tobacco cigarette

Oh good, our racist, homophobic, misogynist president has Alzheimer's

You say you're in a T4T relationship? Okay, which one of these two are you?

Wait, is Goofy Appalachian? Is he the Flatwoods monster?

I hate peach and the peach flavor infuses everything