And it’s still your user handle after all these years!

Are we going to lose another Boston gay to Chicago

The first smell of fresh cut grass this year got me feeling feral

The big multi flavor pack at BJ’s has both designs and it drives me insane

You better fix my whole life you little shits

I get why I should have an alternate, but sniffies censoring my own photo from myself when I have vanilla mode off makes me so mad

Every season needs someone quitting something cold turkey

Crying in Zone 6B today

Same. I haven’t been to mass since confirmation besides for weddings and funerals

happy nobody on the internet is funny day to all those who celebrate

It’s sad when Ru is the funniest queen of the episode

This year’s birthday plans include Chili’s and getting stupid high while playing Pokopia

I take it back, the only posts around Boston are bad selfies

I normally get annoyed with Scruff’s moments feature but adding a nearby feature is kind of brilliant

It’s 60° outside how many shirtless runners will I see today

Not yet but I’m sure I’ll cave eventually

Hot tubs are gross with or without eating ass involved

Oh shit I gotta get started on my seedlings

Listen I love survivor but not enough to stay up until 11 when I have to wake up at 6

No :(

Bestie got stood up by her boyfriend of ten months on Valentine’s Day

MEN AINT SHIT

Sometimes I’ll watch someone bootlegging it on twitch, but with random ads you end up missing a lot of the episode.

Can you hold out until 9:30? That’s usually when the episode drops on wow+

I like the Olympics but not enough to sit through a thousand commercials for wegovy

Is this the new curse of the bambino

Half the timeline thirsting over a 1/3 of a face reveal and the other half being shady about it is so fucking funny

Sorry boys

Club classics being used for soda that makes you poop ? I am baffled

Lady Gaga in a fucking Pokémon commercial??? AND THEN A BRAT COMMERCIAL ???

Billy Joe Armstrong into Brandy Carlisle into Bad Bunny ft Gagita AND RICKY??

This superbowl is wayyyy gayer than I was expecting