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Posts by ross doran

all the guys who used to say "you need to be making a passive income by the time you're 24" are now saying "you need to keep an open briefcase of cash in the back of your car and drive down the highway at 90mph with windows open, A/C cranked and a steady stream of engine oil leaking onto the road"

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One of the dwindlingly few things that brings me joy is puzzles. Ever since I tasked my agents to them, I'm enjoying them 1000 times more. Instead of getting frustrated, I ask them to describe key emotional highlights of the solve. The "Eureka" moment is so much more pleasurable when it's unearned!

4 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

hell yeah, good luck/congrats!

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

had a dream that i ordered an uber to a friend's house and when it came it was just a pig with the uber logo and a qr code stapled to its collar. i got on and instead of taking me to my friend's place it brought me to a farm and then settled down in the mud with another pig

3 months ago 0 0 0 0

great game except i got stuck when an npc walked into me at a fountain at the final village and saved and quit to reset and to my abject horror it loaded me and the npc in the exact same spot and my save file was permanently unbeatable

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

tight. have fun and be safe

3 months ago 1 0 0 0

hell yeah bro what flavor

3 months ago 1 0 1 0

i think this particular one is a fake, but it's wild that their posts are so bad that that's not a given

3 months ago 1 0 0 0
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a couple times while lucid dreaming i've thought "ooh let's try breathing underwater!" and then immediately i begin to drown and spend the next minute of the dream coughing and hacking

4 months ago 0 0 0 0

science court

4 months ago 3 0 1 0
photo shows a can of newburyport overboard NEIPA beer with the tab pried up, revealing that inside there is...another can of beer

photo shows a can of newburyport overboard NEIPA beer with the tab pried up, revealing that inside there is...another can of beer

in all my years of drinking beer, this was a new one for me

4 months ago 1 0 0 0

i bet it's squared off

6 months ago 1 0 1 0

love the emphasis on traditional media, always has a spontaneous feel (especially when there's strange science notes in the background) really inventive/strong use of color, emotive eyes, muscular/visceral/primal composition/linework

10 months ago 1 0 1 0
A penne a la vodka recipe is grasped by a trash-picker claw on a bed of stones. The recipe reads:

Penne alla Vodka (use a deep frying pan)

Start water and boil for penne. Crush 8 cloves garlic with flat end of knife. Saute gently in oil (2 tbsp). One lg can italian peeled tomatoes - in blender gently pulse a few times (don't puree). Add to garlic and simmer. While simmering add a couple of splashes of vodka (about 1/4 cup). Simmer again. Remove garlic gloves and cream (heavy, light, or half+half) till sauce lightens. Simmer again until penne is al dente and add directly from water to pan of sauce. Mix gently, add little more oil and mix gently. Add 1 handful grated cheese + mix gently add 1 more handful cheese mix gently. Add parsley to taste. It's Done

A penne a la vodka recipe is grasped by a trash-picker claw on a bed of stones. The recipe reads: Penne alla Vodka (use a deep frying pan) Start water and boil for penne. Crush 8 cloves garlic with flat end of knife. Saute gently in oil (2 tbsp). One lg can italian peeled tomatoes - in blender gently pulse a few times (don't puree). Add to garlic and simmer. While simmering add a couple of splashes of vodka (about 1/4 cup). Simmer again. Remove garlic gloves and cream (heavy, light, or half+half) till sauce lightens. Simmer again until penne is al dente and add directly from water to pan of sauce. Mix gently, add little more oil and mix gently. Add 1 handful grated cheese + mix gently add 1 more handful cheese mix gently. Add parsley to taste. It's Done

while cleaning up the various garbage that blows into my driveway i found this wonderful penne a la vodka recipe

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

a guy i did not know tried to challenge me on this at his own grandfather's funeral once

1 year ago 2 0 0 0

sobbing in my wife's lap for exactly five seconds during the end credits of The Hours (2002) until my amazon fire stick autoplays the next movie directly against my wishes and launches immediately into an ad for itself, effortlessly dissolving every single emotion i'm experiencing

1 year ago 0 0 0 0

YES!! this opens so many doors, thank you so much!

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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deep down everyone yearns to hunch down and frame their eye squarely in a gazebo

1 year ago 4 0 0 0
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i'm making a multiplayer online game about backyard birds in biplanes battling in crazy colorful environments for glory and worms. give us a wishlist if you're into that kind of thing store.steampowered.com/app/2838790/...

1 year ago 2 0 0 0
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saw this living legend on 495 the other day. for some reason the locksmith inside joke took me out

1 year ago 1 0 0 0