Last remnants of humanity watch powerless from the International Space Station as the final pockets of the Earth's surface are consumed.
Our planet is now an anchor for Xipe Totec, the alien organism we were powerless against, as it continues spreading throughout the cosmos.
When you come home from work after a shitty day, and you're greeted like this . 😍
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
We are the sons of the monsters you couldn't mash.
deli&cia food place
I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.
heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times
Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.
(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.
"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."
Drawing of a long-legged crab titled "arthropod". Below it is a nearly identical drawing titled "anthropod," where the crab has human legs and hands instead of crabby limbs.
just had a thought...
Oddly, this is an important childhood memory of mine. It was the first time that I was acutely aware celebrities didn't necessarily have happy personal lives. I was eight or so, and it was a glimpse into the mechanics of the universe. Rewired my brain just a little.
WRYTE
WEIRDE
BOOKES
People assume they can get this stuff off Wikipedia so do not call. Also, we bite.
Image of a game card for Goblin Diplomats. Effect: Each creature attacks this turn if able. Flavor text: "When you need to convey that special kind of message." Art depicts two goblins in insulting poses and making ridiculous faces.
"Well there's your problem, right there."
Just found a ham sandwich tied to a piece of string leading into the woods. Probably fine.
this wikipedia editor is orbiting the moon right now!
The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back
Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted
What a beautiful moment.
“the pharaoh’s tomb is cursed! the necromancer’s ring is cursed! the witch’s grimoire is cursed!” that’s how you sound. everything is fucking cursed with you bro. i don’t care. i’m taking this skull.
my neighbor says that he is not a genie yet every time i rub his house he comes outside
i cannot overstate the grip this had on my 8-year-old imagination youtu.be/H0IQBWWabuU?...
If Beike ran this account, she'd be almost exclusively posting about the most important historical event ever, according to her, this one:
everybody get a load of this guinea pig
Call me old-fashioned, but I truly believe soup is meant to be made in a cauldron over an open fire under a full moon with the sound of wolves in the distance.
Because it's not socially acceptable to just vomit everywhere uncontrollably: become a writer and put it in your book
If anyone's lost some tadpoles, they're all over here. #Spring @froglife.bsky.social @arc-trust.bsky.social @tetzoo.bsky.social @stevoallain.bsky.social
Footage captured from passengers on an airliner above Florida, showing the exact moment the Artemis II mission lifts off.
