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Slept for a few days, time to busy my silly hands 🦝

I love sleep and sleep loves me but we're in an off and on again relationship every day and night.

Buying multiple snacks? You mean diversifying my portfolio?

Neither burnt nor raw but a secret, more mysterious uneatable pizza

sorry I haven’t been online lately been trying to open this childproof cap

lookin 4 lizards

Not me thinking the bunnies were real 😅

I hate when my brain has too many tabs open

/ᐠ. ｡.ᐟ\ᵐᵉᵒʷˎˊ˗ meow meow meow meow!

My sister just said FYI stands for Fuck You, Idiot.

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Fair lol I think closest thing I do to this is pick up a random book in bookstore/library and start reading in the middle, and if its entertaining Ill take it home

Yes, I got 8 hours sleep.
Oh sorry, I thought you meant this week.

Love the daisies!

Most mornings I wake up kinda unenthusiastic about starting my day.

This morning I woke up excited to paint simple little flowers on rocks.

What! Does it ever spoil it or doesnt make sense? lol Im so confused

Coming out of my shell to reveal a smaller yet slightly denser crust

Wow is this really what we were trying to load all day? Couldn't wait to see this?

C R E E C H U R

CREECHUR

Thanks for following, are you into sad?

Oh noooo LOL

It was so rough on the east coast lol if my one guy was dry, it was over for me

1. people reflexively blame AI for problems because it's obviously harmful in many domains
2. Bluesky (now "entirely AI-coded" acc. to staff) keeps breaking
3. AI is blamed. Devs say no, it's web service issues, scold AI-blamers for their ignorance
4. devs admit it was actually AI code at fault

lol

More things should glow in the dark

Just drink it over ice, with a straw, and plug your nose.
You'll be just fine.
Trust me.

I feel terrible, which is pretty normal for me, which I guess is sort of terrible.

*sprinkles lemon zest on the tl

This will be perfect steak eating music, I will do this as I eat dinz