She is a graduate of the Clark Kent school of disguises.

Woah, sounds like a much better gig than being allegedly paid by Soros. I still haven’t seen a dime.

That is a great example of the saying “when you’re in it up to your mouth, best to keep it closed”

I thought Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho was a fictional character

Waiting for the Trump regime to accuse the Iranians of needing more LEGOs for their trolling videos...

I might be in the minority, but hear me out.

Maybe committing crimes under the promise of future pardons should, ya know, continue to be illegal AND furthermore grounds for nullifying any such pardons? Anyone? Bueller?

Because threatening Muslims (~25% of world population) just was not going far enough, we’re now going after Catholics (~18%), too?

I call it Short Attention Span Circus

Beam me up with Yeoman Rand a six-pack of Romulan ale, there's no intelligent life on this planet

The AG is the 7th in line of succession to the presidency. They’d have to skip him, right? Right? Uh oh

Wow, I had no idea that USAF colonels have no better things to do than work the backseat of F-15E as weapons system officer. So I guess the pilot must have been at least a brigadier general?

Is this what Pete Hegseth meant by "double tapping"?

“Project credibility, respect and dignity” is gonna be mighty hard work under this administration… probably need extra hazard pay.

I’d be very surprised if any of Donny’s other construction projects ever had legit building permits and inspections.

Why is that unflattering? Both Trump and Leavitt have big smiles. The kid isn’t too bad either.

I’m sadly well aware of that. I’m originally from Finland…

I watched Apprentice and quickly concluded that he was a blowhard moron pretending to be a successful businessman. As they said about the Kardashians, “famous for being famous”. I cannot fathom how anyone who saw that shitshow could have concluded anything other.

How many 3oz bottles can one person carry?

“If you don’t know me, DON’T make assumptions.” only works one way, then?

7-8M protesting is all fine and nice but that’s a pitiful <2.5% of the population.

So, yeah - most of the country is still just sitting on their arses, and 1/3 of them couldn’t be bothered to vote either.

Protest sign depicting Trump’s signature hand gesture with hands dripping red blood with caption “Killer”

Wait, I thought lying to people was part of the job description for every politician?!?

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Trump would lose interest after the 3rd undignified transfer

You could have just stopped at “Donald Trump cannot be trusted” or maybe after “to lead” as well.

Is there a special breed of leopards who only feast on SCOTUS justices’ faces?

I’d agree on both. And for #2 it’s not an “if” but “when”, and it will be spectacularly catastrophic given how Trump and Musk managed to get rid of just about anyone capable.

I’ve seen 3rd graders lie more convincingly about their homework

I truly feel bad for all the diplomats having to deal with Trump.

It’s an under-appreciated form of art being able to tell someone to go to hell, and have that person look forward to the trip.

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