imagining a dragon shaking himself this vigorously

Why can't I clear my head by shaking my head back and forth at 300 rpm like my cat can

The true height of daring adventure, buying a different brand or variety of the thing you've been buying for years

The setting has been in my head for a year or two but I haven't had the capacity to decide what to do with it

The face of a cat who can't believe it could POSSIBLY be bedtime
Surely it is time to come back down and play!

Way ahead of you bsky.app/profile/huer...

Oh God we're so screwed

A young dragon just needs to hope they're setting out on their journey in a time of human peace, or the geopolitics of their adventure could get inconveniently messy...

Even if there's little tangible benefit, there's still prestige for a country to support a family (or more, depending on size), so everyone rolls out the red carpet to entice the young, adventurous dragon to fly somewhere new.

It's a lot of pressure and attention for a dragon, but it's so exciting!

Which means the young dragon needs to set out from home to find new territory, find a mate, and convince the humans to let them settle down there.

A dragon's quest will set off a tabloid frenzy that can last for years, as the curious public follows their every sighting, date, and diplomatic visit.

Dragons eventually managed to make peace with humanity, each family laying claim to territory which the humans then set aside as their property, the dragons made citizens.
But what about then the young dragons whose adorable hatchling pictures captivated a nation grow up? They need their own lands.

save me from this insane creature

Orioles do something on offense challenge (impossible)

He glared at the humans for a long moment, then treated them to a low, rolling growl to inform them that there would be no arguing with the dragon.

I often whistle to myself while working. Felix feels that this disrupts his naps and does not appreciate my habit very much

furry porn commissions are down

Exhausted dragon in pony gear, steaming and drooling is looking at their handler. Handler, a brown kobold/anthro dragon is in much better shape, petting the dragon in dimunitive way.

Ponies have their equine dignity after a day of training, but poor Hueroc is wasted and totally harmless after a merciless workout with Dante (@Thorphax)
#dragon #dragonart #ponyplay #bdsm #anthro #furryart

HR talking about all the work they did to keep the same insurers/minimize cost increases, thus how insulated insurance companies are from consequences of their bad service, because what % of employees have to complain about bad coverage for a company to make everyone put up with switching insurance?

It's benefit selection time at work, which means multiplying the cost per period by # of paychecks, looking at the almost $10k premium and wishing that could just be a tax for universal healthcare instead of money to a private company that will do everything it can to not cover services I might need

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Hope the news is good though!

It is actually not cool to live somewhere I have to think "I'd better enjoy this rain because it might be the last we get for 6 months"

Silly doggy bounced the pokeball off your horn instead of tossing it over your shoulder
like you gave it right to the viewer to use

"Yup, that's my human, right over there. I don't know what he's doing, but he's doing it where I can see him" - cats, probably

Aww yeah nice big shiny hoard for dragon

It's so cute when the muted latex hooded dragonsnout tries to get all nuzzlesnuggly

this lock, this lock
inoperable

shout out to the golfer who just flipped off the water hazard he shot his ball into on national tv

He's in attack mode

He has dialog options you can pick when talking to random people in botw/totk so he clearly talks, we just don't hear it
so IMO there should be no excuse for him to not speak

this cat, this cat
so pettable