Diana finds a cartridge #Pragmata

A comic. Emma is wearing a hospital gown in a nondescript white space. A voice says, “you’re so pretty.” She responds with irritation, “me? you must not have noticed my many flaws i'm actually large and awkward and lumpy and sweaty and i-” She is cut off mid-sentence by a corrective electric shock. “no,” says the voice. “i like your comics,” the voice says. Emma, who is still recovering from the shock, says without thinking, “you are so full of—“ before catching herself and amending to, “nnnice words,” but she can’t stop herself from adding, “but i genuinely can’t see my work as anything but trash and it makes me thínk less of you for liking—” She is cut off again by a shock. “no,” says the voice. The voice says, “you’re a good mom.” “Tha—“ says Emma, starting to contradict, before gritting her teeth and saying, “—ank you. That’s kind of you to say.” She holds her forced smile but flinches, anticipating another shock. Instead, the voice says, “you’re good at your job.” Emma, frustrated, yells, “what???” She quickly tries to add “a sweet thing to say,” but is cut off again by another shock.

a quick comic about deflection

It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly

Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way

This post brought to you by the fact that most of the people in australia in this game are japanese and none are aboriginals so far

Ive played enough of Death Stranding 2 that I think I can say with some autority that Hideo Kojima's writing would improve if he met and made friends with an abolitionist that can be on call at all hours to tell him no

I love watching the industry I chose to enter is crashing in real time because a dude with a lot of money got tricked by Markov Chain bots.

I want a medal for my apparent super-power of thinking to check someones profile or bio for their pronouns to make sure I gender them correctly.

tim robinson durag

i was grinning down at my phone on the g train and the guy next to me went ‘is that your boyfriend’ and it was this image

See a COOL dad would've screamed out an attack name like "Water Bomb" or some shit first

I think about this a lot.

Writing this ending physically hurt me. We had three consecutive meetings where the opening topic was how much of a piece of shit Wenbill is

Barret telling Cloud "People say they love milfs yet look how they treat the original milf (mother earth)"

Dear Independent Developers: That plot where a thing meant for children has a fucked up evil twist is not as interesting or unique as you think. Please find a second trick.

It's ok we still have yelling Beatrice at the top of our lungs. Unless dante starts posting from the grave.

furries must be protected at all costs

Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.

school being canceled because the president sent armed thugs to harass and imprison the populace for voting against him should be the biggest domestic scandal in american history

truly, they let you just post any arrangement of letters and words on this webbed site.

*takes a hit*

Final Fantasy 16 is the Arc Raiders of the Character Action Game genre.

HITTIN THAT G VIRUS SHIT. GOT THE T-VERONICA IN MY PIPE. SCREAMING "GLORIANA LAS PLAGAS" OFF THE LOS ILLUMINADOS PURP. RIPPIN OUROBOROS UNTIL WE AT COMPLETE GREEN SATURATION. MOLD.

"I went on Twitter and I saw all these terrible posts"
Oh fuck man really? Did you also go to the dump and find a bunch of rotting food? Why are you making it my problem now.

Things I know about Daniil Dankovsky:

Raging misogynist

Considers a laboratory worth more than 18,000 lives

Commits suicide at the drop of a hat

Is easily manipulated by children while thinking they are sub human

Absolutely in love with pathologic 3 I hate playing as this motherfucker

A black and white kitten recovers from the harrowing ordeal of watching humans move furniture.

You are your own fixed camera angle in RAD. It is sublime. A game made by geniuses we have still yet to catch up to.

I finally tried Robot Alchemical Drive and i felt most elated to know that my stance of tank controls is valid

Lawn darts were a good idea. Kids got worse at dodging since the ban.

Bold of ID to make the newest Doom a bad knockoff of warhammer 40k. I don't know who decided to turn this series into a melting pot of every dark sci-fi ever but they are a hack.