Sometimes an announcer is like: “The fake! The pass! The shot! The goal!” And it always reminds me of this song.
Posts by Wall-E
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
I’m tired boss
Cortez Masto
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Fetterman
Those are the Democrats selling out the people and the party
hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously
All I want is to sleep 12 hours and eat a breakfast burrito afterwards
nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????
Fucking funniest shit I've ever read
Also funny that the only time I saw the police do a thing was to pull over a truck who rolled coal in front of people marching
I think the rally in this 10k town had more people marching than what I’ve seen online at the DC parade
Petition to rename communion as Popequod’s
We are unequivocally the bad guys.
A lot of people who got the measles as children died or suffered lifelong disabilities as a result. The measles vaccine was a godsend to worldwide public health, and it’s an absolute scandal that this lethally ignorant dolt has any power over public health.
Seeing Mike Eruzione in a Johnny Gaudreau jersey drives home the point that it would have been really cool if this tournament had been about Johnny Gaudreau instead of Donald Trump.
someone who is good at the economy please help him budget this. his family is dying
I’m sure this locker room is gonna be okay and have no drama, right?
I’m tired boss
Well USAID was fun while it lasted
leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
Always fun learning your job/funding is on pause right before bed!
Back to the regularly scheduled program of DC playoff heartbreak 💔
We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
Dudes rock
What if the Onion wasn’t satire for once
Captain Ben Sisko staring forward either disassociating or mentally preparing to kill somebody. inset tumblr post from greelin “being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors”
mentally, i’m here
cow in the ocean staring off into the distance
all i want is to be this free
Bluesky after dark is what this nation was built on