the strait of hormuz needs to have regular, predictable open hours or frankly they are going to lose me as a customer

oh man. iranian state media reporting that the strait of hormuz is open, but only to those who can answer the blind old man’s riddles three. not a long term solution, to say the least.

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“President Trump’s dispute with the Pope takes its theological underpinning from Martin Luther’s 95 Theses.”

In retrospect, naming our band Sold Out was a terrible idea.

“accidentally”

A round of wild applause for being able to sign your name.

Metaphor Alert

A peer reviewed study shows a promising link between flu and shingles vaccines and a reduced risk of dementia. A heroin addict who cut off a raccoon’s penis for “further study” says these vaccines cause autism. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Fly Around and Find Out

The FBI Director is MIA Kash Patel has alarmed colleagues with episodes of excessive drinking and unexplained absences.

Labor Department investigates texts among secretaries, family and staff Secretary Lori Chavez-DeRemer asked staff members to bring wine to her hotel room, and to keep in touch with her husband and father

Drunk Marco Rubio

Chugging Pete Hegseth

Every one of the Cabinet Secretaries is 12 sheets to the wind.

"They don't know it" meme that reads "THEY DON'T KNOW, BUT I AM MAKING SUBTLE BUT POINTED ANTI-TRUMP STATEMENT"

Market open, supertankers delight
Markets closed, supertankers take warning

Going to a formal event that celebrates Freedom of the Press where some of the other guests are top government officials actively seeking to dismantle the 1st Amendment?

Missing The Point has some great accessories — including the below pocket square!

This is hilarious 😂😂
They made a song out of the comment section on this video! 🤣🤣

We all celebrate the hero who went to a Nazi rally in 1936 with a napkin in his pocket that said “I’m not totally on board with some of this.”

Imagine that a Cabinet secretary who cut a penis off a dead raccoon may not be the worst one in the current Cabinet.

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A Freaky Friday remake but it’s Pete Hegseth and Kash Patel waking up from their respective benders to find themselves in each other’s jobs.

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth and FBI Director Kash Patel are required to always fly on separate planes otherwise one drinks cart is insufficient.

Pete Hegseth furious that now people think Kash Patel can outdrink him.

Ideal relationship dynamic

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO TESTIFY AS TO KASH PATEL’S DEBILITATING DRINKING PROBLEM, STAY IN LINE.

Life comes at you fast.

The Strait of Hormuz opens to great fanfare only to humiliatingly close as often as a Trump business.

Schrödinger's Strait.

We’re one day closer to Trump leaving office (one way or another).

Kash Patel chugging a beer

you’re telling me this guy has a drinking problem