Now’s the time to stay the course and never look back. Shoutout to the astronauts, bartenders, budtenders, and do-gooders keeping love & hope alive in the middle of these crazy times.

1. JD is failing.
2. Orbán is losing.
3. Barron is grifting.
4. Putin is panicking.
5. Melania is defecting.
6. Warehouses are burning.
7. Podcasters are scrambling.
8. Moon Joy is transcending.
9. Discourse is shifting.
10. MAGA is dying.

I feel like a couple of strategically placed left hooks on certain jaws right now could change the course of history.

He is so deliriously stupid that he actually believed the photoshop MS13 knuckles were real.

It’s a Dallas thing for me.

We can only hope

I came out of the womb hating the Philadelphia Eagles. So naturally the best part about the Eagles winning the Super Bowl is that now they’re gonna go to the White House, which means they’re gonna get the MAGA curse which is just like the Madden curse only worse.

Solid pick. Tet would have been nice but this directly addresses a need and it seems like he’s gonna be a great fit for the culture.

Crazy how we’re actually gonna have a new pope before an NFL team drafts Shedeur Sanders

JD Vance is terrible at this game.

The children, they yearn for the mines.

At long last, The Great Dallas Nightmare has ended. Couldn’t have dreamed up a more pathetic and apropos ending to the worst sports season of my life.

Fire Nico. Sell the team. Go Lakers.

Zedd has now set a new record for most guest appearances in a single Coachella set.

What a fucking loser.

Dallas showed up. This is just the beginning.

@50501movement.bsky.social @meidastouch.com @mcuban.bsky.social #protest #dallas #protests

Are you not entertained?

I thought he was exiled

Tonight, for the first time in a long time, I had fun at a professional basketball game. Thank you AD & s/o @mcuban.bsky.social

Today is the third Liberation Day since November. At this rate, we will get one Liberation Day each quarter yet somehow I still don’t feel very free.

You will get 1 liberation day each quarter and you will like it.

Start from wherever you may be, with whatever tools you may have at your disposal, and reclaim what’s been taken — piece by piece.

Repeat a lie enough times and it becomes truth

Watching Cory Booker talk mad shit for 1,505 consecutive minutes has inspired me to be a little more petty and to dunk on these hoes a little more often.

You’re using the same quotes, the same memes, the same shitty screenshots that made everyone so mad in 2017.

What the fuck are YOU doing about it?

I don’t care about what you have to say.

Your thoughts are worthless.

What are YOU going to DO?

He said this in 2017

Everything you said is gospel

Somehow we just survived one of the worst weeks to have eyeballs in the history of weeks & eyeballs.

Yikes!

Good news is next week will be better or worse but def not the same.

Get some rest.
Do your stretches.
Drink more water.

Can’t promise that we got this but I can promise we’re gonna try.

Coming soon!

I don’t believe it. Many MAGAts were “appalled” on Jan 6. It took no time at all for their memories to fade.

Frog in the pot theory. It didn’t start out as an alt-right platform. It’s been a gradual slide

Dudes latched onto Rogan bc they wanted to hear crazy stories about aliens & DMT

But they were so entranced that they didn’t notice when the topics went from weird to alt-right. Now the water is boiling