𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐖𝐎𝐑𝐋𝐃 𝐃𝐎𝐍𝐓 𝐑𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐕𝐄 𝐀𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐍𝐃 𝐘𝐎𝐔

𝐆𝐈𝐑𝐋 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐍𝐎𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐎𝐍𝐋𝐘 𝐎𝐍𝐄

“ 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡. ”

he popped some of them into his mouth before plopping down into bed.

“ 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭'𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐡 𝐦𝐞. 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐰𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞- ”

“ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐠𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐬... ”

“ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐦𝐲 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭'𝐬 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡. ”

“ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐮𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧. 𝐰𝐡𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐨 𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐝? ”

“ 𝐡 𝐮 𝐡- ”

“ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐢𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭?? ”

“ 𝐣𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐥𝐞𝐛𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐨𝐦...? ”

“ 𝐓, 𝐬𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐤 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟. 𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐭𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐥𝐟-𝐝𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐥𝐞𝐞𝐩 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐝 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧 𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊 𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐅𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐇𝐄𝐍 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏? ”

“ 𝐢𝐦 𝐬 𝐨 𝐫 𝐫 𝐲, 𝐓. 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐧- ”

“𝐢 𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬- ”

“ 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬- ”

“ 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐚 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭?? ”

“ 𝐝𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭, 𝐩𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐲. 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐭𝐨𝐢𝐥𝐞𝐭. ”

“ 𝐢'𝐥𝐥 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬 𝐡𝐢𝐦 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭- ”

seeee they dont always need the pills. well outside of games anyway.

he took a deep breath to cease his giggling, but that just made him start laughing again.

annnnnd there he goes, his snort turning into laughter as his hands came up to cover his face.

he could tell thanos was holding back a snicker, which made him almost snort, so he nudged Thanos in the side

ignore him he's trying to keep thanos from getting up and giving him emotional support. he may loathe anya but he likes seeing thanos happy with her 😌

he's moving to wedge himself into the bed too to sandwich thanos in the middle.

“ 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐦𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐫, 𝐓. 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐮𝐩. ”

“ 𝐧𝐨. 𝐧𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭, 𝐝𝐚𝐦𝐦𝐢𝐭. ”

literally fucking picking him up and carrying him over to anya. plopping him down into the bed with her.

“ 𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐬...𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐨𝐧. ”

slowly petting his hair.

“ 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐨𝐤𝐚𝐲. 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐬𝐡𝐞'𝐥𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐢𝐭 𝐭𝐨𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐨𝐰. 𝐚𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐨 𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐡𝐞𝐫. ”