it's my birthday!! if anyone want's to send me money i'm going to spend it on getting my friends very drunk on saturday and also some fruit trees for the garden (i would like a peach)

it's a really daggy green and pink anodized metal septum ring with roses and ugly little leaves and i might absolutely need it

i cannot stop thinking about how "Disneybounding As Belle" this nose ring is, however, i also think i might buy it lmao

Went to Turkey to get a hair transplant and the guy kept pretending to give me hair and pulling it away when I thought it was on my head

haaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahha

sister act 2 is underrated

does anyone wanna chuck a few dollars to my birthday party? all my friends are hot and gay and disabled, and i am hiring out a space for us all to dance to hot gay disabled songs.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

this made me cry when laura showed me on ig. love you

duuuuuudddeeeee this rocks

girl.. go on, get your tits out, you rec kon the ancient greeks kept their titties in if they had ugly teeth or shit hair?? girl no

tik tok takedowns from California influencers

imagine the youtube discourse videos when the curly mullets find out about the mighty mongrel mob

men will never heal the ancestral jealousy they feel for lacking the magic of creation, without getting into quiet handcrafts, in a different room to me.

i know this is "old news" but every time i see photos of kelly i hear pappa don't preach and see purple hair and feel deep and genuine sadness for all teen girls

if they weren't going to events dressed in Ozzy's old fits it would be impossible to identify these women

my grief over my dad dying, a very predictable and globally expected death, made me and my mum get buccal fat removal and ozempic scripts. it's the grief! surgical grief

deleted instagram from my phone and ended up just transferring all those phone hours into a clicky little phone game.

am going to go back to the barbie phone i think. I am too stupid to be trusted with a pocket computer

i think slowed down beyonce tracks sound so good because it's so easy to picture a chubby gay man singing them and having the fucking time of his LIFE, instead of picturing one of the purest modern icons of the distillation of art into capital.

hahah god forbid a petbarn be left without management

here's my take for the day: Hawaiian pizza is fine. It's the maccas cheeseburger of pizza. If you're even just one beer deep it is perfect, but if it's the only pizza you ever eat, you're a fucking baby

Skywhales

Belconnen dick owl

Night Clown

David Pocrab

Top four Canberra cryptids:

hey babe, no, i don't remember this

A preview of the Mac theme "Hosanna" by "Martha Royer"

Hosanna - Martha Royer
https://macthemes.garden/themes/61c4450d981a-Hosanna

jesus was sort of the criss angel mindfreak of his time

i am so glad i logged on

had to delete ig from my phone cause i was starting to have panic attacks every time i opened it

never let yourself have more than 800 followers and delete any post that gets more than 20 reposts, this simple technique immediately reduces the fuckwit in your replies.

yes yes yes, you understand the deep magic

burning an amiercan flag is a powerful yank repulsion method, just don't post about it online, it's gotta be secret to work

as an american this post is offensive, in this fifteen reply thread i will