I am reading an essay called Male-Male Desire in Pharaonic Egypt (by Alex Clayden) which is actually pretty good but I just need to draw attention to this little gem of a pick-up line nfr.wj-phwj = kj "How beautiful are thy buttocks!"32 rhazade-waterbender Attention, followers: you now know how to write "nice ass" in hieroglyphics.

I was late to work today because I decided to try and read the full essay

#teamstarkid #timebastard #tnoykaraxis #tinky

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uhhhh mouthwadhing doodles i did in class,,,

mouthwashing boice claims hi huys!!!

current-vibe

how i look at the pregnant mother after swallowing her car keys

she deserves everything good ever

celebrating spooky season with the hatchetfield trilogy 🎶🍏👻

#starkid #starkidfanart #theguywhodidntlikemusicals #tgwdlm #blackfriday #nerdyprudesmustdie #npdm #artistsonbluesky

this is literally Charlotte Sweetly

ksusing him on the mouhtb

sam sweetly you will begin to cough in 7 days

and she did!

THIS IS SO COOL WHAT????

its only mouthing!!!

im a personal believer of femme lesbian peter spankoffski 🙏🙏

“ted only likes charlotte for sex” shut your WHORE MOUTH

at least 99% sure that when charlotte’s infected ted tries to get through to her by saying “its okay, listen, its okay” never gonna get over this btw

TEDCHAR YURI RAHHHHH

#starkid

what do you mean im going to college soon tgats scary

tcbob was so good btw

me everytime i remember that had i not made a dsmp joke that one time to those two girls that one time i wouldnt be going into theatre

either that or ted and pete hang out a lot

tommy from smosh gives me gender envy and i cant really describe why

when im watching tgwdlm and charlotte starts praying for sam to wake up

when im watching npmd and richie says he loves being alive

i feel mean though. its not even like morally bad its just… it takes away so much from their character,,,

i watched the most recent ep the one w the straight gys OMG I LIKE DAMIEN TOO i forgot to mention him

yeah

my honest reaction to terrible headcanons about my favourite characters (im too scared to say anything but im judging hard)

slowly getting into smosh,, angela tommy and chanse are my favs so far