We’re making our children’s toys and decor the same muted wasteland we’ve turned our homes into

I love that arctic monkeys song that goes “10 years later, it’s been a decade”

There’s day care graduation which makes me think: what if your kid failed day care and they were like actually you have to keep paying $2500/month

Whoever came up with “20% off up to $5” should be arrested

Just drove by a metrobus with a full-side ad for Dianetics

A woman at the office said she loved my outfit so that’ll get me through at least another week

This might be the most brutal scene of Love Is Blind yet. Each word worse than the last

Let’s leave “overstimulated “ in 2025

Why is everyone on the Traitors dressed like a pilot or flight attendant?

Reporters don’t need to qualify Trump interviews as “ wide-ranging”—at this point, it’s implied

At the point of maternity leave where I’m trying to convince my husband to take a five minute work break so I can tell him what’s going on in Housewives

Breastfeeding, formula, combo—doesn’t matter; you will literally catch strays from every and any direction. From complete strangers.

I can barely wrap my head around being a new mom. Can’t imagine making TikTok content about, like my feeding routine or hospital bag, on top of everything else.

My algorithm knew I was pregnant before I did

TikTok would have you believe that for the first three months postpartum you and your partner will eat nothing but the stuffed peppers that you made in bulk and filled your freezer with in advance of childbirth

Almost every scene of the last season of The Bear is extreme close ups of people’s chapped lips as coworkers discuss the most personal details of their lives and their deeper meanings. Like… when do they talk about sports or something?

On the one hand I want winter to be over. On the other hand I just walked home and discovered I was sweating like Tom Sandoval on the Traitors

The Love Is Blind couples talk about Christmas every gd episode

I’ve never felt so exhausted by an award show…… and that’s saying something

In a rare occurrence, Evan and I are staying home for Christmas and we have big, ambitious plans to *get after it* @killakow.bsky.social

“The Agency” brings together two of the great literary minds of our time: the authors of “Boner” (“Past Lives”) and “Fuck” (“American Fiction”)

What am I supposed to do? Post the same tweet on three different platforms? That’d be humiliating

I’m gonna be real honest with you right now—Old Navy is hitting it out of the park with activewear

I need people to stop talking about quiet luxury if I’m being honest

Misread the user here as David Crosby and I was in dumbstruck for a minute—that’s he came back from the dead??? To post this???

Crikey!!!

Cute as is. No notes

Brunch color story