the penne opticon

i think this right, but would add that IMO it's also a function of getting certain SCOTUS justices more opportunities to slam NYT v. Sullivan

you know what they say: never miss an opportunity to litigate your own drinking habits

G U A R D O S

Screenshot of Spelling Bee game

Go ahead, Gavin Williams

Schneeeeee

This is a lot like a Moms of Liberty candidate winning a School Board race and discovering that it’s a thankless, mundane job.

Fun fact: If you ever find yourself thinking, "wow there sure are a lot of federal court rulings today," the odds are decent that the day is March 31 or September 30
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When SCOTUS justices lack criminal defense experience, they might struggle to imagine why criminal defense lawyers sometimes bite their tongues.

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Don’t worry, your account is held in trust as your corporate form

Free travelers not engaged in commerce and not contracting with any state cannot be subject to the jurisdiction thereof

We’re really gonna have a whole Supreme Court argument about a harebrained sovcit interpretation of the 14th Amendment huh

Schneeeeeeeeeee

HEDGES SINGLE

HEDGES DOUBLE

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Tanner don’t get rocked challenge

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Junior

A contaminant, maybe

(that number is 1 or 2 … 3, max)

NYT spelling bee puzzle not accepting “concomitant” as an answer

I’ve used this word in too many legal filings for Spelling Bee to not have it in the word list

Doing a thing where I explain the rules of hockey to my family based solely on my experience playing NHL 94 on Sega Genesis

But it’s different and it takes more than 2 seconds to explain so it’s woke

Renowned child protector weighs in

Score a touchdown lest my numbness to the cognitive dissonance fade to an intolerable point

(watching Super Bowl commercials for AI) we’re fucking doomed