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A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

A three panel comic. In the top panel a colorful orange crab raises both its claws and says "YOOOO! Mezzanine beetle! What's up my brotha! In the second panel a stag beetle says to himself "this fucking guy, here we go." The third panel features both the stag beetle and the crab. The stag beetle says "sigh. Hey prodigy crab.) the joke here is that the crab is from the cover of an album by the techno band the prodigy, and the stag beetle is from the cover of the album mezzanine by massive attack. And boy, writing this out has me thinking it sounds like Werner Herzog telling a joke.

For the 90s headz, From @jakearmy_ on Instagram.

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LMAO... HEAR.. FEEL.. THINK.. JOLLIBEE...

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"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope."

Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war.

A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic.

Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope.

https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

"Magataotao" on Twitter writes: "I am Catholic. This👇is not my Pope." Attached is a video of the Pope saying that we should search for peace and reject war. A community note under their tweet says: "You are not a Catholic if you do not accept the Pope, but rather a schismatic. Canon 751: “Schism is the refusal of submission to the Supreme Pontiff,” ie. the Pope. https://www.vatican.va/archive/cod-iuris-canonici/eng/documents/cic_lib3-cann747-755_en.html"

first in my bloodline to see someone get excommunicated by a community note

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Bad time to be a car boy living in carlifornia

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My gas is 6.08 🙃

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Commissions, $150 single $200 pair. Pay on sketch approval, minimal edits. Three exmples are shown of drawings of a scissor tailed flycatcher with a sprig of Indian blanket, a male and female cardinal with goldenrod, and california quail and poppy.

Commissions, $150 single $200 pair. Pay on sketch approval, minimal edits. Three exmples are shown of drawings of a scissor tailed flycatcher with a sprig of Indian blanket, a male and female cardinal with goldenrod, and california quail and poppy.

taking a few bird + plant sprig commissions! email katesheridanart@gmail.com with your bird, your plant, and any relevant reference

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Your brain: do I hear an encore?
You, in bed "shut the fuck up, holy hell"
Brain " Right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"

Your brain: do I hear an encore? You, in bed "shut the fuck up, holy hell" Brain " Right about now it's time to rock with the bickity Buck Bumble"

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Perfect

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I respect Luigi of Mario & Luigi more than I do Mario, because while Mario is naturally gifted and full of courage Luigi is a timid humiliating creature who still endeavors to protect those around him

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More than once I have gotten a comment saying "capitalism can't be bad because it gave us fallout and Bethesda" which already sounds fucking hilarious and juvenile, but I would gladly give up product for better living.

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grace Ashcroft

you KNOW she was the kid that wouldn't shut up about hacking her PSP

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She slay on my spire till I 2

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Yoooo

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dude they're nerfing your boss fight based on social media reactions. yeah your otherwise unique and challenging encounter is now pretty trivial and you have super exploitable weaknesses now just because genre newcomers didn't understand your fairly straightforward patterns

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Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a scene of 5 characters from two factions from the warhammer 40k universe, the drukhari or dark eldar and the imperial guard death korps of krieg. On the foreground 2 dark eldar are seen readying to pounce. In the middle of the artwork a dark eldar wych is stabbed by a spear from a mounted krieg guardsman, in the background a krieg ogryn and a flag is seen.

Artwork by Illustrator Frost Llamzon depicting a scene of 5 characters from two factions from the warhammer 40k universe, the drukhari or dark eldar and the imperial guard death korps of krieg. On the foreground 2 dark eldar are seen readying to pounce. In the middle of the artwork a dark eldar wych is stabbed by a spear from a mounted krieg guardsman, in the background a krieg ogryn and a flag is seen.

Death Korps of Krieg vs Drukhari

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It's gotta be soundcards

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Please fs&r remaster

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It's gonna be hard to top this ROMEO IS A DEADMAN review

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Clapping my flippers together and honking like a harbor seal when a Super Bowl ad for a condiment or gambling app featuring two celebrities unexpectedly reveals a third celebrity as its punchline. Bouncing a ball around on my snout. My wife has to throw me a herring to get me to calm down.

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new insult used against me while playing re5 of “you got that Nintendo direct aim”

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it's 2016. overwatch comes out.
it's 2026. overwatch comes out.

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It looks like the asshole of a disco ball

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Bro that piece was absolutely stunning, can't wait to see the rest of it

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I don't really have a caption for this one.

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Why are you PH testing that werewolf what is this

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