The human urge to walk through the doors of a grocery store and just stop

Bam Pondi

Bro is your goldendoodle even protienmaxxing

What’s the matter dear you have barely touched your thermogenic protein bomb

This election is really heating up

Everything is burning but at least we still have news bloopers

If pog were here, he’d have a great tweet about Hormuz being the weakest link, good bye

8 Cadbury creme eggs is a single serving if you believe in yourself

Not now dearie I’m watching the critically acclaimed television series The Crown

Foy/Lithgow ‘28

Can't wait to see Kristi Noem sing "Tequila" in an elaborate eagle costume next season on the Masked Singer

This is alert writer has two lives. The life before they absolutely fucked up the Lou Holtz obituary alert and the life after they absolutely fucked up the Lou Holtz obituary alert

Do you even rinse your beans bro

We are living in the unaired supremely shitty last season of Homeland

Chvrches covering the Postal Service? I’ll allow it but watch yourself counselor

Hell yeah nothing beats the new 12204-31110 feels

This worked

If I were team USA I would simply score a goal in overtime to win the gold medal

I missed the rope drop at Staples by 54 minutes today FML

Shark Tank but for pitching car upgrades to your financial planner

Day 486 of dropping Homeland references into casual conversation until someone notices

#boymom

We don’t talk about it much but the mom from ET really had her hands full

I wish I loved anything as much as the Merritt parkway loves Subway

maybe the hamburger helper is just dressing for the job he wants

🎶TWO MINUTES LAAAATER🎶

The mid Atlantic urge to wash the salt crust off of your car and vibe for a few short moments

“Just browsing today”

Sometimes the algorithm really nails it

Area man found to be last user on Yelp