The Fraud's Prayer:
Our Father, who art in the White House,
hallowed be thy combover;
thy blingdom come;
thy will be dumb;
In Washington as you are in Florida.
Give us this day our daily round of golf.
And forgive us our insider trading,
as we refuse to forgive those who investigate against us...

8 Children Killed in Louisiana Domestic Violence Shooting, Police Say The authorities said a total of 10 people had been shot in a crime scene in Shreveport that involved multiple sites. The gunman was fatally shot by officers.

A man fatally shot eight children in a domestic violence episode that spanned at least three locations in Shreveport, Louisiana, on Sunday morning, the authorities said. Officers shot and killed the gunman during a chase, according to the police.

so a while ago I made up a word and tweeted it

Someone dreaming of 72 virgins in paradise are going to make him eat those words LOL

They need to fly in JD for some of his magic

LOLing at 🇺🇸 you let yourselves get punked by this crew?

Hegseth, tongue so far up Trump’s ass he eats before the boss

You'll get it but you need to watch the slide a dozen times and friends, it is worth it

TikTok, Twitter, Facebook, Fox News, The Wall Street Journal, CBS, and CNN all have Trump-aligned owners. Here’s why US media has a liberal bias problem.

Follow this thread.

Most likely, and of course, all speculation right now, this is why Melania did her 6 min statement today.

Amanda Ungaro was brought here as a 17-year-old model. She flew to NYC on Epstein's private plane.

1/2

Trump fucked up his war so bad he’s trying to change the subject back to Epstein.

The Canadian Coast Guard Ship (CCGS) Naalak Nappaaluk is welcomed before docking at its home port at the Bedford Institute of Oceanography in Dartmouth on Thursday.

📸: @timbophoto.bsky.social / The Chronicle Herald

Oy.

Pope Leo Reportedly Unlikely to Visit US After Trainwreck Trump Admin Meeting Pope Leo XIV may never visit the U.S. under the Trump administration following a disastrous meeting between the Pentagon and a Vatican diplomat.

Did the Pentagon actually threaten the Vatican and hint at establishing a counter papacy like the Avignon papacy of the 1300s?
Why not? The United States is acting like a bandit power from the middle ages.
The Pope has got the bandit's number.

www.mediaite.com/media/news/p...

Then he started sucking Trump’s non-functioning wee phallus

LOLOL, so naive. Nobody has any faith in your government, or your people, to ever do the right thing. We’ve been listening to this shit for 11 years

I’ve been thinking about this guy almost daily for ten fucking years. essentially my entire 30’s. when he finally croaks I imagine I’ll let out a sigh so deep it realigns my fucking spine

LOL, the only place that would fly would be Alberta. They aren’t even this stunned in NS

That orange twat needs to go

Can’t be worse than being downwind from his large ugly wife

Come on then, and remove him.

What a depraved country

LMAO, only fools would bet actual money that Americans would suddenly grow a spine

Americans will just keep shopping and pretending everything is fine.

FTG

I think Dead Zone is more plausible than this ever actually happening.

I predicted someone like Trump many years ago, in THE DEAD ZONE. So now I'm saying this--in the next 12-16 months, we're going to find out if the two machines for the removal of a man unable to fulfill his duties actually work. They are impeachment and the 25th amendment. He is deeply unwell .

The main problem with the USA, is those people

An official statement from Nestle appealing for information as to who has nicked 12 tonnes of KitKats.

Have a break. Have 12 Tonnes of KitKat.

Remember, kids, Nestle is literally the company who literally told African mothers that their breast milk wasn't good enough in order to sell more formula.

Don't be a snitch, now.