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Posts by Fairy

Oh definitely, he's better behaved off lead than on!

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Yeah Arlo will go for miles and miles so brain tiring has to be the way!

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Haha @marvth3martian.bsky.social this sounds familiar!

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a dolphin is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open and a bubble coming out of its nose . Alt: a dolphin is swimming in the ocean with its mouth open and a bubble coming out of its nose .
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By the road, yes but on the paths away from roads he's off lead, he needs that to sniff, explore and run!

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

44 minutes ago 2 0 1 0

Absolutely, never stop a dog sniffing!

1 hour ago 1 0 0 0

🤣 that happens

1 hour ago 1 0 0 0

Arlo slows down if we've not done a route in a while! Nice not being dragged

1 hour ago 1 0 1 0

A dog with choices!

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This is also true!

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Yes thats why I mix it up as spaniels are dangerous when bored!

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Yes i hadn't thought of that. Arlo would be useless protection 🙄 🤣

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🤣

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Dog owners:
On your daily walks, do you switch up the routes?
I always do but maybe I'm over complicating this!

1 hour ago 5 0 12 0

That too 🤣

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I must frown a lot

1 hour ago 1 0 1 0

The one between my eyebrows really upsets me!

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AI, oh you… 
“Good morning, can you help me please?”
*brief précis of my need*
Hello. What can I help you with?
“It is above, please read”
Please log in now to access help 
“I can’t that’s why I’m here”
Are you having problems?
“Yes. I thought I made that clear”
Please log in now to access help
“I’ve tried that and I can’t”
Hello. What can I help you with?
-My fucking giddy aunt-
“I can’t log in to my account.”
Can you describe your need?
“Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN”
*my nose begin to bleed*
Hello. What can I help you with?
“I’m having access issues
Can I talk to a human please
While I still have some tissues”
Please log in now to access help
“I’m here cos that won’t work, 
Ye Gods. This cannot be a first
You techy stupid berk.
I didn’t get a passcode
To >easily reset<
And now, a modern Sisyphus
It’s THAT I want to get.”
Is it an access issue?
“YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. 
A passcode has not landed
And I wish that I was dead”
Did you check your spam for code?
“Or course, I looked there first. 
I work on this shit every day”
*this really is the worst*
Please log in now to access help
“I cannot get a CODE”
Are you having problems?
“Yes. The fucking motherlode”
I do not understand response. 
Is it one of these:
>Upgrade<
>Login<
>New Subscription<
>More Of AI Please<
“Oh god, please make me understood
I’m motherfucking FEWMIN
For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human”
Would you like to contact us?
“Yes please, can I just call?”
Please log in now to access help.
“Oh fuck it”
“FUCK IT ALL”

AI, oh you… “Good morning, can you help me please?” *brief précis of my need* Hello. What can I help you with? “It is above, please read” Please log in now to access help “I can’t that’s why I’m here” Are you having problems? “Yes. I thought I made that clear” Please log in now to access help “I’ve tried that and I can’t” Hello. What can I help you with? -My fucking giddy aunt- “I can’t log in to my account.” Can you describe your need? “Yes. IT WILL NOT LET ME IN” *my nose begin to bleed* Hello. What can I help you with? “I’m having access issues Can I talk to a human please While I still have some tissues” Please log in now to access help “I’m here cos that won’t work, Ye Gods. This cannot be a first You techy stupid berk. I didn’t get a passcode To >easily reset< And now, a modern Sisyphus It’s THAT I want to get.” Is it an access issue? “YES, THAT, AS I HAVE SAID. A passcode has not landed And I wish that I was dead” Did you check your spam for code? “Or course, I looked there first. I work on this shit every day” *this really is the worst* Please log in now to access help “I cannot get a CODE” Are you having problems? “Yes. The fucking motherlode” I do not understand response. Is it one of these: >Upgrade< >Login< >New Subscription< >More Of AI Please< “Oh god, please make me understood I’m motherfucking FEWMIN For Christ’s sake Hal, connect me to a motherfucking human” Would you like to contact us? “Yes please, can I just call?” Please log in now to access help. “Oh fuck it” “FUCK IT ALL”

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A fucking poem about fucking
AI help desks

#fuckai #poetry #poem

2 hours ago 20 6 3 1

I think his was the first celebrity death that I felt a real sense of loss. I wasn't a massive fan or anything, but I knew he was a huge talent and his death was a loss to the music industry x

4 hours ago 2 0 1 0

You only have to look at some of my parents generation to see how harmful it is to everyone!

4 hours ago 1 0 0 0

The real problem being we've let the tech bros dictate everything for the last 2 decades

4 hours ago 1 0 1 0

This is 100% correct, no lawyer has ever lied, not once

4 hours ago 15 5 0 0

Same, I was like "ah well Horsham is a nice middle class town, surely nothing of that sort happens round here". WRONG!

4 hours ago 3 0 0 0

I suspect he's like one of the teachers I'm in the middle of complaining about to my son's school, who bars him from refilling his water bottle and going to the toilet despite his medication meaning he needs to drink more often and every action has a reaction...

4 hours ago 4 0 1 0

I've really had my eyes opened to how many children are experiencing this type of exploitation when we went through our school IFD stats and they're the ones we know about!

4 hours ago 3 0 1 0

I'm not convinced you know what you're talking about. Go away

4 hours ago 2 0 1 0
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For a multitude of reasons, not necessarily nefarious ones!

4 hours ago 1 0 1 0

You're making the assumption that the school is aware of the child's young carer status

4 hours ago 3 0 3 0

And that affects both sexes. I honestly wish we could rewind the clock 20 years and get some proper governance around all of this!

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