One blockade bad. Two blockades good.
Posts by Alan Jones (the nice one)
If you don’t bow to my demands I’m blockading Lower Prospect Canal
What intrigues me the most about the Fremen is their habit of wearing their AirPods in their nostrils.
Has anybody checked to see if Taiwan is still OK?
How many times have you seen all four seats in a 4 seat cluster occupied on a Sydney Light Rail carriage?
Bubble much?
There is no control. There are only portions.
A vessel should be steered by the person on the helm, under the direction of the skipper. A steering committee will be the first to abandon ship when they’ve run you onto a reef.
I accept the invitation to join the Board of Peace but only if I can bring my Peace Dial (it’s how I control the speed of my Peace Train)
I’m going to land a boat on Greenland and claim it for Surry Hills
(Don't investigate that too closely, in case the most catchy songs were all composed by whales from New Zealand that migrated to Australia to further their careers and have since been adopted by Australian whales as one of their own).
Most new Pacific humpback whale songs originate with the Western Australian and Eastern Australian populations, then spread east across the South Pacific all the way to French Polynesia and even Ecuador. Meaning: Australian humpback whales write the most successful songs in nature!
Nekminit AAAAAAHHHH!!!!
This seems to be the Year Of The Year In Review. Suddenly every app has one. If Xero or my bank tries that shit with me, I may lose my usual calm demeanour for a moment.
Today the ADF announced they were going into production of the Ghost Bat autonomous plane, and Anduril has the contract to build the Ghost Shark autonomous sub. So I’m taking the next logical step and revealing my design for the Australian Army’s Ghost Wombat autonomous drone-bait vehicle.
I asked unfold.unlikefraction.com to create an interactive online course on a niche topic I’m a subject matter expert on and wow, it’s scary good. Give it a try
Move over Accenture there's a new f***ed consulting group in Canberra.
“The Burqas are better at Pauline Hansons” as are the headlines of the “A Rational Fear” podcast. Standing ovation @danilic.bsky.social and Lewis Hobba. If you’re not already listening, I give this podcast ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ 🌟 arationalfear.substack.com/p/the-burqas...
“Kowcha”
www.perplexity.ai/page/austral... well done Straya
I feel sorry for the FBI agents who aren’t special
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Wow Mexican Gen Zs are a lot less peaceful than Aussie Gen Zs
Oh no if only someone could have predicted this might happen
Lacked thumbs so probably extinct from unintentional dropping
I’m on a Zoom whiskey tasting session and the whiskey maker just said “we’ve using worm condensers”. So I tried really hard but nope: can’t taste the condensed worms.
It’s a dog eat stick world
NOOOOOOOOOOOO (inhales) OOOOOOOOO