A bag of sour green plums

I bought $30 of sour green plums and I regret nothing

A smiley white cat in a bed

Like look at him you'd miss him tooooo

The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.

How To Live A Good Life #oldknees

Hahahahahaha oh my god I wish

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My brain hurts and I want to go home and I'm hungry and I miss my cat: the corporate job story

I have a very parasocial crush on a youtuber and I really need my brain to cut it the fuck out

I do think we'd get on really well

But oh my god brain STOP! Do you see??? Annoying! Pathetic!

"But why am *I* the one being labelled as violent," I pouted as I wound up to punch at least 6 more random strangers

They're like middle schoolers. The world is black and white to them.

Like I just. Oh my god

Every day, I am exposed to the thought processes of the average US citizen and frankly I'm tired of it.

With the utmost respect to my friends, holy shit your countrymen are dumb as fuck

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It is time once again for the worst DJ set you've ever heard, by a DJ who is as upset by it as you are
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The Iran war kind of feels like someone playing command and conquer but they didn't do the tutorial and also their monitor is broken and then they went to the bathroom and a three year old got at the keyboard

"Chernobyl was 40 years ago" but that's the year I was bor-OH MY GOD

I'm really hoping the full sexy baby aesthetic they've gone with is a commentary on something, but it's a video game so my hopes are tempered

A cat under a towel peeking out of a pet carrier

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"Hello, I am Shawn Hatosy"

YES

He's like a baby but for opinions. No thought permanence. He thinks what the person nearest to him is saying.

People on my flight are going to the states to watch a baseball game. Why! Why are you going there! Are you dumb???

Whenever I'm like "what if I did more" and then I do more I HURT later wheww. Rest good.

"Hey everyone welcome back to my channel today we'll be going over how to" NOPE you should have already shown me

It's "purely academic"

A white cat sleeping in the sun with his paws and tail sticking out in front of him

Just a little guy

Him just little

It says a lot that I wasn't exactly sure where 10th and Main is, but wondered if it was "that weird bullshit intersection" I was picturing (I checked and it is)

That's legit impressive

PRIME enemies to lovers

I for one welcome our sargassum overlords

Really helpful to know that the guilt is apparently common! If unearned and unpleasant

The way Americans talk about the confederacy I only learned recently that it only existed for 4 years.

what the fuck you guys

the double degree program i did at uni was 5