A SKLETEAN WITH A STAFF AND A GLOWING HAND "IM NOT BAD AT MY JOB, IM SABOTAGING CAPATALISM" - IF YOU WANT TO EAT AN ELEPHANT YOUR GONNA HAVE TO START CHEWING SOONER OR LATER - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

START SOMEWHERE - dashare.zone ADMIN

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Ideal relationship dynamic

Exactly as the post said, by Mike's photos of beavers on Instagram.

nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted myself as a beautiful unbothered beaver and you as an impotently hissing goose

Alex Song-Xia looks distressed. text on screen: how would you describe the joy who lived festival? Euphoria. Exciting. inviting. home.

Two hot people are in a play and in love. text on screen: how would you describe the joy who lived festival? Warm happy space fun amazing times best hottest people ever.

You can still watch all the shows from our trans comedy festival, they are filmed real good-like, and also we need a little money so we'd love for you to donate to get the playlist link!

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A painting of Bottom and Queen Titania from A Midsummer Night's Dream. He's a dude in humble clothes with a donkey head and a flower garland around it. She's wearing a diaphanous dress and clinging to him. Animals and one tiny person are gathering around them.

Power Bottom

I never want to be a killjoy so I won't get in the way of people dancing in the streets when he drops dead but I think one reason everyone is so thirsty for it is we tacitly understand that to be the only consequence he'll ever face. Which sucks! There should be way more consequences

“Long ago I yearned to be a hero without knowing, in truth, what a hero was. Now, perhaps, I understand it a little better. A grower of turnips or a shaper of clay, a Commot farmer or a king--every man is a hero if he strives more for others than for himself alone."

~~THE HIGH KING
Lloyd Alexander

Exactly one year ago today:

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TV and vhs tapes

This is what going on the internet used to feel like

MILF PLAZA in neon lights

A screencap of the Notifications tab on blusky. There is a man's profile photo. The word Notifications and then a large red banner with an exclamation point and the word FORBIDDEN

At least when Bluesky is broken, it's extremely melodramatic about it. Anyway, off to watch the old 1940s romance film, FORBIDDEN NOTIFICATIONS

Their involvement should haunt every moment the rest of their lives. They were careless people - they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness or whatever it was that kept them together, and let other people clean up the mess they had made.

Not Enough Resources

Extremely relatable

that’s cute but quick question: when john james audubon painted you, did he paint you drinking the yolk from your enemy’s eggs? nah. he painted your ass too shy to even talk to your wife

guys, this is how you lose the time war

heated chivalry

Skynyet

The Great Class War YouTube video by Jesse Welles

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Another absolute gem from Jesse Welles.

A billion dollars is the socio-economic equivalent of a loose nuke, and we should work to prevent the acquisition of the former with the same urgency and ruthlessness we use to prevent the acquisition of the latter.

Reminder for anyone who has the means - local food banks are struggling. Make a recurring monetary donation if you can, so they can stock up regularly. Or look up what their most-needed items are, add a couple to your usual shopping list, and drop some off when you can.

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

In order to protect our men, we’ve constructed a labyrinth and trapped Jolene inside it

deli&cia food place

I'm at the deli. I'm at the central intelligence agency. I'm at the combination deli & cental intelligence agency.

We ought to be able to identify the most proximate executive accountable for this, I should think.

you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of

The New Twin Fossil Shock | Ember How the energy crises of the 2020s speed up the electric age

"In power, solar plus storage now costs below $60 per megawatt hour (MWh) at a global level. The variable cost of LNG-fired power in Asia, at $20 per million British thermal units (MMBtu), exceeds $160 per MWh – nearly three times the cost of never needing fuel again."

Any questions?