Whatcha up to?

Casually watching into the woods in my hood

My cock is WOEFULLY unsucked right now.

It’s the multitude of snoot references for me :3

Bard in a white tank, tongue out, hard hairy cock front and center

Bone?

Listen. If you have asked me REPEATEDLY to piss on you I *think* we’ve moved from handshake to tasteful side hug as a public greeting, babe.

Witnesses say my body froze in bed if I just listened to it right outside the window

May I interest you in some bard cock?

Papas chocolate covered marshmallow eggs, the dark chocolate ones. Shell is thin and crunchy and marshmallow melts in your mouth SO GOOD.

Everyone’s in Columbus and Chicago and I am capital H - H O R N Y

Bard wears a pink suit with a 70s collar, floral necklace, and flamingo earrings.

💖

BARK. 😮‍💨

1000% yes

Most of them- but they ALL go by Jay for short.

My cock says hi

Its a shame its bots messaging me about their fake jewelry companies cause id actually model the hell out of some cute jewelry for queer artists 💅

Bard wearing a brown shirt and khakis with orange and brown jewelry on their neck wrist and earrings

Bard named, just the root of their cock showing

I can see that- I can’t say I’ve genuinely enjoyed a season of drag race since like season 8 either but I’m spoiled to see a lot of really cool local drag.

Yeah I like the showcasing of alt drag but the Boulets have not an ounce of charisma between them, the production is ass under the guise of camp (I love a d-movie but GIRL) and the judging/eliminations are so wildly clear from the jump.

Not intentionally gaining, but also not mad to be getting a lil belly. That said- my extensive wardrobe is very mad at me lol.

Big thanks to @lilbeef.bsky.social for makin my sona a cutie snoot sticker! 🧡🩷🐯

Happy National Puppy Day 🩷🐶

Bard is wearing dangly sparkly earrings, a bolo tie, a black and rainbow kilt, and black leather heels

❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

Bard is wearing a pup hood, tongue out playfully and lifting their shirt to show belly, pants unbuttoned to show matching pink briefs

Belly rubs?

Baaaark holy shit what a good night

Good morning from this dunky dawg 🧡🩷

These are SO CUTE.

Oh yeah that emoji was because of these earrings and also cause I’m a limp wrist 💅

❤️🧡💛🚬

Bark.