not me sleeping through a tornado

you ever get home, look at your oven, and be like “awww shit. my power went out today.”

all is how it should be

slack is just professional discord

when someone says “just between us girls.”

what’s your recently streamed and suggested streamers bars looking like today?

getting that deep itch to watch markiplier play all the fnaf games for the 20th time

i’d like to thank the academy. my niece for giving me 2 EX cards even though she didn’t have doubles, and my lovely little sister for giving me Alakazam

i can hear the wires vibrating in the walls but i can’t hear what the person directly in front of me is saying

we are SO CLOSE

my friend vapes and i sent her a funny video about me being by myself in 50 years cause all my friends like flavored nicotine more then breathing and her exact reply was “i see how it is but you don’t want to outlive me.” and i’ve never been clocked so hard lmao

this “lil guy” will punch kick you so hard in the chest your heart will stop beating

like why do his hands look AI generated

counter arguement: they really arent

favorite thing is when i’m scrolling on tiktok and then i get one of those bird feeder lives. like yessssss. pretty birds.

reasons to be afraid of kangaroos

1. they are huge.
2.they are wrong
3.they are built like bigger then pro boxers
4. they like to drown things
5. the look in their eyes has no soul
6. their pouches are gross
7. they have no fear
8. they know they could take your life and would do it happily

think i might be afraid of kangaroos

me: cold room, two comforters, fan 1 foot from my face on full blast. ZERO LIGHT. no other noises. her: thermostat on 75. heated blanket all the way up. a tv on with markiplier videos??? the fan thing genuinely bothers her??? still make compromises to spend more time together ❤️

you know the friendship is real when you’re both have VERY specific sleeping styles and they are complete opposites but you still have sleep overs

me: *gets back from the store*

smoke alarm: BEEP

me: don’t worry i got your fucking juice box

my bangs the days after a snip. looks like a blind child was given a butcher knife and i got lucky. in reality it’s me overestimating myself

my bangs: days before a snip. lovely. slightly in my eyes at times but banger bangs visually

whenever a “big day” that my appearance may be important for coming up i get a sudden and strong urge from deep within me to trim my bangs. this is not a good idea ever :D

it feels like i’m shouting at god

i need these cards. trades???

very tired. longest month of my life. see you in february

i don’t think being kind to others should be a controversial political opinion

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covering up with a blanket fresh out of the dryer

times i found myself funny in 2024 YouTube video by Okay Jasmine

2024 recap finally posted!

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me, in -5 degree weather, googling how to increase my carbon foot print because maybe we need just a little bit more global warming