Our daffodils are still up! The daffodils do not deserve this kind of heat.

I feel like they’re gonna be real annoyed when their energy bills don’t go down? I guess it would affect you if you ever wanted a grant of your own.

The first night of air conditioning of the year. Always both a disappointment and a relief.

Also love me a sea witch.

Oooh that seems like a good one

Wait say more about the purple glitter tea

HAPPY TASKMASTER PREMIERE DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

Ugh. The birds are too horny.

I 100% endorse doing this thing but definitely the one with the bar…

Sometimes it really is allergies! (Not most of the time, but sometimes.)

Re: my last reposts

“Do not put money in the pocket of a woman who has sworn publicly to use it to disenfranchise vulnerable populations” is the smallest ask imaginable. It’s not oxygen, it’s not food. It’s television. You can do without. There are thousands of other shows for you to watch.

I still haven’t been the Cajun Korean Place!!

Constant mood: I don't want *more* competent fascists.

But I reserve the right to feel insulted by how allergic to competence they are.

I couldn’t find them today at my costco but they recently introduced frozen sweet potato breads shaped like little purple sweet potatoes that are delightful.

Nobody will remember: Your salary How "busy" you were How many hours you worked How many Gucci bags you owned People will remember: How much you loved octopuses The amount of octopus facts you knew If you ever saw any octopuses If you shared how cool octopuses are

The world is terrible, please enjoy these memes from my various marine biology enthusiast Discord servers

This is why my family hasn’t bought any HP stuff in years. :( upsetting but important.

Haven’t seen those before! They look good! Needs more coriander…

Cilantro ramen???

So, BlueSky, one of my passions is the study of tea in WW2. I need you to watch this oral history from three ex-tea ladies from the Bermondsey WVS.

Because you could guess for ONE THOUSAND YEARS and you would not guess where it is going... #skystorians #history #tea

A brown penguin chick of some kind. It looks very much like a man in a suit. It is bedraggled and miserable

Made it to Friday but at what cost

Very cool in content and method. But I do like most that step 1 is Bedazzle the Honeybees.

Could be a caspian pink? They’re pleated and beefsteak sized. Their pleating is only at the top tho, not all the way down.

An info graphic displaying important dates for the In Person CONfab in Chicago March 1st-Registration Opens June 1st-Vid Show Submissions Open July 1st- Programming Submissions Open July 10th-Activity Submissions Open July 26th-Programming Submissions Close August 3rd-Programming Voting Opens August 16th-Programming Voting Closes Sept 7th-Vid Show Submissions Close Sept 11th-Activity Submissions Close October 22-25th-CONfab Weekend!

Time is flying! Here's some important dates to remember for this year's In Person CONfab, to be held October 22-25th at the Springhill Suites O'Hare in Chicago, IL!

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

See! Romantic!

Romantic!

feeling angry or depressed? why not fix yourself a cup of tea? then you can be angry and depressed while also holding a cup of tea

"Florence Craye ran her Powered by the Apocalypse homebrew the other night, Jeeves. Have you played PbtA, Jeeves?" "I have not yet had the pleasure, sir." "Nor have I, Jeeves. Not a twenty-sider to be had. One would think dice technology hadn't advanced since the days of Parker Brothers." I took a harrowed sip of my energy drink. "I tried to roll initiative and was called an 'incurable gamist.'" "Most distressing, sir." "Give Bertram Wooster dungeons, Jeeves. Give him dragons. Give him dice by the handful. I'm a simple man, Jeeves." "Yes, sir."

Let the hotel booking frenzy commence! I am here to help. www.archimedestravel.com/army

Alas, I hate my new journal. There is nothing like hating a journal to make you feel like an insufferable Goldilocks: "This cover is too hard! This paper is too thick!" But also if I don't like it, I won't use it. 🤷